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  • gokada
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jun 2004
    • 216

    Favorite movie quotes....

    This may have been a topic before, but I thought I'd start it anyway....

    My favorite is from Dumb and Dumber....

    "We've got no food, we've got no jobs....our pets heads are falling off!!!"
    Glenn Okada (www.glennokada.com)
    "...without struggle, there is no progress."
  • beto
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 964

    #2
    "Aaahh... I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

    Apocallypse now.

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    • mixu
      Travel Guru Extraordinaire
      • Jun 2004
      • 1115

      #3
      You know this is the only one that counts...

      "The weekend has landed. All that exists now is pubs, clubs, drugs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle."

      Human Traffic

      Ask me a question...

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      • chemicalbeavis
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 3607

        #4
        "God damn, i said GOD DAMN"


        *Uma Thurman - PulpFiction


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        • gokada
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jun 2004
          • 216

          #5
          Originally posted by mixu
          You know this is the only one that counts...

          "The weekend has landed. All that exists now is pubs, clubs, drugs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle."

          Human Traffic

          "nice one bruva!!"....also from Human Traffic... :wink:
          Glenn Okada (www.glennokada.com)
          "...without struggle, there is no progress."

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          • rewing3
            I really don't care
            • Jun 2004
            • 5504

            #6
            Self improvement is Masturbation. Now Self-Dustruction.......

            Fight Club.
            Common Sense is not Common at all.

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            • nugroove
              Getting warmed up
              • Sep 2004
              • 93

              #7
              "YOU MA BOY BLUE!" - Old School

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              • Duff McKagin
                Gold Gabber
                • Sep 2004
                • 690

                #8
                DUDE: Man, if my ex wife asked me to watch her dog while she amd her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

                WALTER: First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Second of all, this is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers. You can't board it; it's hair falls out..
                Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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                • johnson3161
                  Getting Somewhere
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 195

                  #9
                  "This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time." - Fight Club

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                  • beto
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 964

                    #10
                    Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. (Brick Top)

                    So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
                    Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off. (Bullet Tooth Tony)


                    both from Snatch (Guy Ritchie)

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                    • skahound
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11411

                      #11
                      "No time for love Dr. Jones" - Clerks

                      "Killer boots man!" - Dumb & Dumber

                      "Butternuts!" - Half Baked

                      "He was a funny lookin' guy" - Fargo
                      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                      • ziggy
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 110

                        #12
                        The one that I use the most and constantly confuse my 2 year old is "There's no crying in baseball"

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                        • Silicone Soul
                          Getting warmed up
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 61

                          #13
                          "They're break-dance fighting." - Zoolander

                          "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite

                          "Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." - Fast Times At Ridgemont High

                          "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Dazed and Confused

                          "What the fuck's a frush?" - Revenge of the Nerds

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                          • msanchez
                            Gold Gabber
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 676

                            #14
                            " NOW YOU STOP LAUGHIN RIGHT MEOW!! "
                            - SuperTroopers

                            " First you jab the knife in the throat. When you feel your victims spine, rip the blade to the right. Make sure you cut the two coronary arteries. "
                            - Bullet

                            " I got the tarzan and jane of jungle just swingin on the vine this mornin mate "
                            - Human Traffic

                            fuckit theres so many ............
                            ..you didnt create me, you infected me with your poison



                            SoulSeek Name: msanchez

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                            • Jibgolly
                              Vortexuralizor
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20773

                              #15
                              "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"
                              -marla singer
                              (fight club again)

                              "Say Hello to my little friend!!"
                              -anthony montana
                              (you can guess the movie)

                              "well man, thats just like your opinion man."
                              -the dude
                              (the big lebowski)

                              there really is too many to name 'em all. the marla singer one has always been a favorite. SLUT!

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