word nicknames

[pilot]

So I find myself a huge fan of the Maxim talk show Covino and Rich. These guys are funny as hell. They have their own vocab for many a word. A few I found entertaining..

Peach Lips and Bacon Strips: Referring to a woman's vagina. Bacon Strips: Vagina that has some extra skin. Peach Lips: Tight vagina with no extra skin
Slow Roaster: a semi, a halfy, a chub,.. "bro that lap dance gave me a slow roaster!"
Stanky Danky: When a girl sticks her finger up your arse.
Sunshine Cupcake: When a girl is giving you a knobber, you get her to put on sunglasses just when you're about to jazz. Then jazz on the glasses - resembles a cupcake with icing. The sunshine cupcake is served at Starbucks.

[KinKyJ]

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Sunshine Cupcake: When a girl is giving you a knobber, you get her to put on sunglasses just when you're about to jazz. Then jazz on the glasses - resembles a cupcake with icing. The sunshine cupcake is served at Starbucks.

you can't be serious

[pilot]

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Dirty Fonz: You're in a threesome with two girls and you have them both doggystyle, ass up. You stick your thumbs in their bung holes and say "Ehhhhhh".

[chanty]

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^^^wtf???

[DancingQueen]

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^^^ I was thinking the exact same thing

[Miguel]

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^^^^ like you dont have names for stuff you girls pull off

[88Mariner]

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Journey Into Darkness. It won't be explained here. It's the most vile thing I've heard of.

[thesightless]

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texascarwash.-- go anal doggystyle, pull out, blow in a rag, wipe her face, buff included.

[DIDI]

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My god I've led a sheltered life!!

[lilsensa]

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gorilla salad - Pubic hair

Dog in a bath tub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

The Woody Woodpecker - When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who
has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

[rainman]

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1. cherry swirl

Where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood to drip down the face. Then he ejaculates on the bloody area and swirls his penis in the mixture of blood and semen, creating the look of something with a 'cherry swirl.'

sorry

[BSully828]

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[KinKyJ]

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columbian necktie: slit throat, pull the tongue out via the slit, bang before rigor mortis sets in.

As OJ would say: if I had done it, that's the way I would've done it

[chanty]

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^^^^ like you dont have names for stuff you girls pull off

There's some really disgusting things here and as far as I know most girls don't have word nicknames for violent sexual acts.
Have fun boys!
I'll just stop reading this thread.

[Lorn]

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^Dito