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Lemons are sour
But sugar is sweet
Remember it's YOUR ASS
That I wanna beat!
The Top 10 Valentine Card Sex Rhymes
10> Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Like the sores on my crotch
That I got from you.
9> How much do I love you?
I love you plenty.
But if you need a number
Look between 68 and 70.
8> I licked your boots till they were shiny,
Let you whip my naked heinie,
Strained as you cried, "Faster, faster."
Now, Valentine? *My* turn as master!
7> I brought chocolates galore
On this Valentine's Day,
In hopes that you'll let me
Drive the Hershey Highway.
6> Your velvet lips and grinding hips
Make you my favorite lass.
But might I on this special night
Go rooting in your ass?
5> Whenever you leave,
I always miss ya.
So I'm glad you have
A younger sistah.
4> I've seen you reading magazines and talking on the phone.
By using my binoculars, I've seen you all alone.
I've seen you use your fingers and the toy in your night
stand.
Let me be your Valentine -- I'll gladly lend a hand!
3> Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This poem would be better
If something rhymed with "double midget penetration."
2> I had fun with you, Heather,
You made life a song.
We'd still be together,
If not for your schlong.
1> You look lovely, my darling,
Like every man's fantasy.
Woe should I succumb, though --
You're much too praying mantis-y.
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roses are pink
violets are blue
you genitals stink
when i go down on you
roses are red
violets are blue
you're so flippin ugly
I'll stick my bag on with glue
(said Charles to Camilla)
Lemons are sour
But sugar is sweet
Remember it's YOUR ASS
That I wanna beat!
The Top 10 Valentine Card Sex Rhymes
10> Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Like the sores on my crotch
That I got from you.
9> How much do I love you?
I love you plenty.
But if you need a number
Look between 68 and 70.
8> I licked your boots till they were shiny,
Let you whip my naked heinie,
Strained as you cried, "Faster, faster."
Now, Valentine? *My* turn as master!
7> I brought chocolates galore
On this Valentine's Day,
In hopes that you'll let me
Drive the Hershey Highway.
6> Your velvet lips and grinding hips
Make you my favorite lass.
But might I on this special night
Go rooting in your ass?
5> Whenever you leave,
I always miss ya.
So I'm glad you have
A younger sistah.
4> I've seen you reading magazines and talking on the phone.
By using my binoculars, I've seen you all alone.
I've seen you use your fingers and the toy in your night
stand.
Let me be your Valentine -- I'll gladly lend a hand!
3> Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This poem would be better
If something rhymed with "double midget penetration."
2> I had fun with you, Heather,
You made life a song.
We'd still be together,
If not for your schlong.
1> You look lovely, my darling,
Like every man's fantasy.
Woe should I succumb, though --
You're much too praying mantis-y.
--
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roses are pink
violets are blue
you genitals stink
when i go down on you
roses are red
violets are blue
you're so flippin ugly
I'll stick my bag on with glue
(said Charles to Camilla)
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