Tragedy - but it must be my lucky day!!

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  • xeb
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 364

    Tragedy - but it must be my lucky day!!

    Dear Marcussen,

    I am Barrister Charles Robinson,a solicitor at law. I am
    the personal attorney to Mr.Frank Marcussen , a national of
    your country, who used to work with SOLGAS Petroleum
    Limited in Bonny Island, River State on the 21st of April 2000,
    my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved
    in a car accident along sagbama express road.

    All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there
    lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy
    here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
    has also proved unsuccessful.After these several
    unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
    Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted
    you.
    I have contacted you to assist in recovering the fund
    valued at US$10 million left behind by my client before it gets
    confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security
    Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said
    Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide
    the next of kin or have the account confisicated within
    the next twenty one official working days.

    Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives
    for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as
    the next of kin to the deceased , so that the proceeds of
    this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of
    your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing
    ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary
    information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

    All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable
    us see this transaction through.I guarantee that this will
    be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect
    you from any breach of the law.

    breach of the law.Please reply through this Email
    address:charlesrobinson202@yahoo.co.uk


    Best regard,

    Barrister Charles Robinson.
    RIP Frank and family. Such sad news.

    such a tragedy but looks like it could really work out for me although i am interested in how he's going to protect me from breaching the law while getting me to pose as someone else to collect an inheritance....



    best responce posted here gets sent back to him. so far i'm going with:

    Dear Charles,
    Kindly go fuck yourself.
    Best wishes,
    Marcussen
    www.nigelmarcussen.com
    www.tribalis-totalis.com
  • dersuuzala
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jun 2004
    • 136

    #2
    Dear Charles,

    I was the driver of the other car.

    Are you sure you still want to give me the money?

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    • NastyD
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 615

      #3
      Haven't seen one of these before!!!

      Dear Charles,

      Damn, I just hid that much in an offshore account so I could avoid the tax. Please don't tell anyone though and pretend you've never heard of me.

      Lots of love and kisses,

      Xeb
      An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

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      • Galapidate
        Addiction started
        • Jun 2004
        • 366

        #4
        Why don't you just delete it like every other spam mail? :P

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        • lmmadic
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 746

          #5
          Originally posted by Galapidate
          Why don't you just delete it like every other spam mail? :P
          now were is the fun in that.
          i'm still thinking on a good reply. if i think of something i'll let you know.
          i've been up for 36 hours my brain is a little slow
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          • xeb
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 364

            #6
            Originally posted by Galapidate
            Why don't you just delete it like every other spam mail? :P
            bacause that would be BORING i wanna wind this guy the hell up
            www.nigelmarcussen.com
            www.tribalis-totalis.com

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            • majortom
              Getting warmed up
              • Jun 2004
              • 73

              #7
              Dear Mr Robinson,

              Thank you for your kind offer. $10 million would be very useful since US Customs have just shut down my highly successful Export business in Colombia. I will need to arrange for the money to be transferred through a number of offshore accounts in a variety of names as I fear the US Government may attempt to seize any funds I have at present. I hope this will not inconvienience you too much.

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              • Northern Exposed
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 164

                #8
                Dear Charles,

                So they still think it was a car accident huh?
                Excellent.
                I ain't no damn noobie. Bitch.

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                • xeb
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 364

                  #9
                  Originally posted by majortom
                  Dear Mr Robinson,

                  Thank you for your kind offer. $10 million would be very useful since US Customs have just shut down my highly successful Export business in Colombia. I will need to arrange for the money to be transferred through a number of offshore accounts in a variety of names as I fear the US Government may attempt to seize any funds I have at present. I hope this will not inconvienience you too much.
                  I LIKE
                  www.nigelmarcussen.com
                  www.tribalis-totalis.com

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                  • FlashLight
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 477

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Northern Exposed
                    Dear Charles,

                    So they still think it was a car accident huh?
                    Excellent.





                    i would go for that one, as i dont have such ideas on my own.
                    I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.

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                    • FM
                      Wooooooo!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5361

                      #11
                      I doubt it's a real e-mail address anyway..though if you want to try...
                      FM

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                      • tintin
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 184

                        #12
                        OMG thats fucked up spam mail.

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