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**eishu1214** · February 15, 2005, 10:42:50 AM

don't get it..

**Huggie Smiles** · February 15, 2005, 10:51:40 AM

morning/mourning

puns puns puns

**barkup** · February 15, 2005, 03:03:45 PM

A woman goes into a fruit and veg shop and buys a cucumber, when shes paying for it the man at the counter asks:

"Would you like it halved or cut into slices?" To which the woman replies:

"I've got a fanny, not a slot machine"

**skahound** · February 15, 2005, 03:10:36 PM

Where's a gong when you need one?

**barkup** · February 15, 2005, 03:28:02 PM

I thank you :wink:

**msanchez** · February 15, 2005, 03:41:42 PM

KNOCK, KNOCK!

"whos there?"

GO FUCK YASELVES!

**rubyraks** · February 15, 2005, 04:19:09 PM

What's with the English and their damn puns? Worst Jokes Ever!!! Every English m8 I got has to make the same dumb pun-inundated jokes.

and I tend to love English humor, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Faulty Towers, etc.

**rewing3** · February 15, 2005, 04:28:03 PM

Light up ruby. English humor is just very dry. But sometime very funny. Those jokes on the other hand I will give were kind of funny but not very funny at all.

**rubyraks** · February 15, 2005, 04:38:03 PM

no you're missing my point. I love British humor, even better than most American humor. Personally I love intelligent, witty humor, as opposed to the situational American humor. The only thing that kills me about British humor are all the puns.

**lopark** · February 15, 2005, 09:52:07 PM

A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"

**horsack** · February 15, 2005, 10:35:05 PM

Originally posted by lopark

A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"

haha

**diskofreak** · February 15, 2005, 11:37:50 PM

wa wa waaaaa

**msanchez** · February 16, 2005, 03:46:03 AM

I still like these..

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

**GregWhelan** · February 16, 2005, 02:03:39 PM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson who?

You're on the jury!

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