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  • barkup
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 726

    Joke

    Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .

    One man turns to the other and says "Morning"

    The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...



    (sorry)
    ______________________________________________
    The world was a mess but his hair was perfect
  • eishu1214
    Fresh Peossy
    • Jan 2005
    • 13

    #2
    don't get it..

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    • Huggie Smiles
      Anyone have Styx livesets?
      • Jun 2004
      • 11836

      #3
      morning/mourning

      puns puns puns
      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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      • barkup
        Gold Gabber
        • Jun 2004
        • 726

        #4
        A woman goes into a fruit and veg shop and buys a cucumber, when shes paying for it the man at the counter asks:

        "Would you like it halved or cut into slices?" To which the woman replies:

        "I've got a fanny, not a slot machine"
        ______________________________________________
        The world was a mess but his hair was perfect

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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11411

          #5
          Where's a gong when you need one?
          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • barkup
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 726

            #6
            I thank you :wink:
            ______________________________________________
            The world was a mess but his hair was perfect

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            • msanchez
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 676

              #7
              KNOCK, KNOCK!

              "whos there?"


              GO FUCK YASELVES!

              ..you didnt create me, you infected me with your poison



              SoulSeek Name: msanchez

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              • rubyraks
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 5341

                #8
                What's with the English and their damn puns? Worst Jokes Ever!!! Every English m8 I got has to make the same dumb pun-inundated jokes.

                and I tend to love English humor, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Faulty Towers, etc.
                "Work like you don't need the money.
                Love like you've never been hurt.
                Dance like nobody's watching.
                Sing like nobody's listening.
                Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                • rewing3
                  I really don't care
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5504

                  #9
                  Light up ruby. English humor is just very dry. But sometime very funny. Those jokes on the other hand I will give were kind of funny but not very funny at all.
                  Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                  • rubyraks
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5341

                    #10
                    no you're missing my point. I love British humor, even better than most American humor. Personally I love intelligent, witty humor, as opposed to the situational American humor. The only thing that kills me about British humor are all the puns.
                    "Work like you don't need the money.
                    Love like you've never been hurt.
                    Dance like nobody's watching.
                    Sing like nobody's listening.
                    Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                    • lopark
                      Getting warmed up
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 88

                      #11
                      A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"

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                      • horsack
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 114

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lopark
                        A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"
                        haha
                        brother man gonna break a window
                        gonna steal a hubcap
                        gonna smoke a joint
                        brother man gonna go to jail
                        the man who tried to steal america ... is not in jail
                        we beg your pardon america

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                        • diskofreak
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 648

                          #13
                          wa wa waaaaa

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                          • msanchez
                            Gold Gabber
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 676

                            #14
                            I still like these..



                            "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
                            "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
                            "Is it common?"
                            Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."


                            Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
                            electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
                            The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
                            ..you didnt create me, you infected me with your poison



                            SoulSeek Name: msanchez

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                            • GregWhelan
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2992

                              #15
                              Knock Knock

                              Who's there?

                              Michael Jackson

                              Michael Jackson who?

                              You're on the jury!

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