a few things to know if you're a NY Mets fan

[thesightless]

- when stealing a base, leave it in the park
- the cleanup role isnt what you think
- there is no need to stand on the corner, you can go right to the clubhouse
- the outfeild grass WILL look outstanding
- the grounds crew is no longer needed
- hotdogs will be replaced by empanadas
- say goodbye to rock and roll
- wifebeaters must be worn under the uniform
- you can lose the 92 celica with the flag

[Garrick]

HAHAHA... thats awesome. racist, but awesome.

[Jibgolly]

who are the mets?

[thesightless]

who are the mets?

LMAO. they are the OTHER ny baseball team.

[Jibgolly]

we need a sarcasm emoticon other than the wink.

[Kobe]

who are the mets?

LMAO. they are the OTHER ny baseball team.

the one that plays real baseball, as opposed to DH-ball

[Garrick]

^ i wouldn't say having one of the worst records in baseball the past two seasons is REAL baseball :wink:

[Kobe]

^ i wouldn't say having one of the worst records in baseball the past two seasons is REAL baseball :wink:

oh but it is real...




































REAL BAD!