Well, even in card games...

[Yao]

Priceless!

[thesightless]

LMAO. golden, cant wait to see the al gore, GW bush and cheney cards.

GW= you attack GW, he levels half the playing feild.
Cheney= master of dark magic. blinds the whole feild for 5 turns. sight regained but your poisoned
Gore= invents a tool that hurts his own team.

[toasty]

Outstanding!!!

[FlashLight]

Re: Well, even in card games...

why cant i see the whole card, only the upper part with a name and casting cost. This one could be interesting to get hands on. is it going on sale, or?

[neoee]

NERDS!

[digitalghost10]

That is awesome. Ha!

[Civic_Zen]

awesome.

I used to play this game, it ate all my money.

Check out the rest of them HERE

[Yao]

Yeah, fucking hilarious dude

Sightless: send those to the maker of the card!! We could play Magic: Political Bashing!!

[Civic_Zen]

This is a better version

G Dubya B

Summon Legendary Republican, 2WWW
When George W. Bush comes into play, all Dictators in play must be sacrificed.
1W, tap: add "God" to the text of any card.
1WW, tap: remove any homosexual creature from the game.
1WWW, tap: permanently add "Dictator" to any creature's type.

[Yao]

[FlashLight]

ok, now i see them, they rule, b.c. is little too much, imagine if u came to your friends house with your deck, and cast that card??

[toasty]

Can someone explain how this game is even played? I know it is a card game involving fantasy shit, but that's really about it. There were a bunch of folks that used to hang out at a local sports bar and play it while I was busy watching basketball and pouring beer down my throat, and I never really had any idea what in the world was going on. I've always been curious, just from a cultural literacy standpoint...

[Civic_Zen]

Its a pretty complicated game, well not really but it will take some time to learn all the intracacies of the rules.

Bascially, you and any number of opponents are wizards, and you play out wizarding dual's so to speak. You make your own deck, consisting of various kind's of spells. Certain cards work well together, so you try and build a deck with cards that can all work together in some way. (ie. Say you were to build a deck around Bill here, you would want Democrats and Zombies abroad. A black, white combo deck would probably be good).

You draw seven cards and the person who goes second (and above if more then two) draw 8 cards. Then you lay down "land" cards that are able to produce "mana" to cast the spells in your deck.

Bill clinton ABOVE costs 4 mana to cast, 2 black mana (this has to be from swamp lands or from lands that produce black mana) and 2 of any color mana or colorless mana. Below the numbers 3/3 represent its attack/defense ₧ it can cause. But Bill is a Democrat, and instantly gets +2/+1 and Trample, making it a 5/4 creature. All SUMMON cards are creatures that you can cast, other spells include instant's, sorcerey's, artifacts, and enchantments. Each kind of card has its own rules, when it can be cast, etc. Then you basically just attack your oppenent(s) until they are dead. All players start at 20, but can gain life limitlessly.

I once had a deck I played which was centered around life gaining, and had creatures in it whose attack/defence ₧ depended on my life. Those creature would often times be much more powerful then 20/20, sometimes 100/100

Yes it is a nerdy game to play, fun too.

[toasty]

Seriously, thanks for the description, I've always wondered. Waaaaaay too complex for my feeble brain, tho...

[Civic_Zen]

Nahhh, you've proven time and again I think that you could do it. Its a matter of actually wanting to learn the rules and wanting to play.

Turst me, you don't. Its addicting, and expensive. You have to have every card, or 4 of a specific card so you can utilize it better. After all, having 4 of one card allows you to better control your draws. (4 is the max of a single card you can have in a deck)

Its like chess, stratego, and poker all in one. You have to read your opponent, be able to see if he is bluffing if he/she shows signs of having a particular card. Be able to strategize your attack plans to make sure they succeed. It makes it difficult since there are now 1000's of cards so you have to know what cards can be good with others, be able to know what your opponent is playing by the cards he plays. Its confusing the way I type it here, but you have to be pretty well informed to be good. Of course I used to be good, won a lot of tournaments and stuff. But I had to quit, it just ate too much of my cash.