What do you call a fly with no wings?

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was Intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did
you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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A little boy and his daddy are walking done the road and see 2 dogs, in an awkward position, The little boy says "Daddy, what are those 2 dogs doing?" Well, needless to say, his father was embarassed. He told him "uh uh son, those 2 dogs are friends, and the dog on top, hurt his foot, and his friend is carrying him to the hospital." The little boy looked at the dogs, then looked at his daddy, and with a great deal of thought said "That's just like a friend. Do him a favor and he'll screw you everytime!" :wink:

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Your moms like a bowling ball. She gets greased up, fingured, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.

Very very beanz.