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  • Miguel
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Oct 2005
    • 3182

    anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

    couple friends told me try this .... drink the whole thing 2-2 1/2 hrs prior to test and keep drinking water out of the same bottle, go pee a coulee of times, the third and fourth pee will be clean ..... haven't used it myself before , anyone has ? results ?
  • Illuminate
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Aug 2009
    • 5152

    #2
    Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

    Doesn't help when they do it randomly. Turn up one morning, oh here pee in this cup and watch me mark your name on your inseminated cup.
    But I doubt this will work.

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    • thebanned1
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • May 2009
      • 5027

      #3
      Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

      Originally posted by Miguel
      couple friends told me try this .... drink the whole thing 2-2 1/2 hrs prior to test and keep drinking water out of the same bottle, go pee a coulee of times, the third and fourth pee will be clean ..... haven't used it myself before , anyone has ? results ?
      forget it m8, its always in the fatty deposit in ur system which is constantly metabolising

      at most you'll get a trace but its still enough to say u,ve been a naughty boy
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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #4
        Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Doesn't help when they do it randomly. Turn up one morning, oh here pee in this cup and watch me mark your name on your inseminated cup.
        But I doubt this will work.
        wow, you're supposed to PISS in the cup, not give it a cumshot bro


        miguel: my recommendation: hit the treadmill really hard, drink copius amounts of water (to flush system, burn off recently accumulated fat) and then the day before, eat a shit ton of fatty food.
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        • GreenLantern
          Gold Gabber
          • Jul 2006
          • 512

          #5
          Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

          this would be your best bet. as long as your not being watched when peeing in the cup. i've used these before and they are 100%

          http://www.directdetox.com/Clear_Choice_Incognito_Belt_Synthetic_Urine_Bag_p/ccib.htm

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          hey have these at a local head shop thats half the price listed on the internet.

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          • floridaorange
            I'm merely a humble butler
            • Dec 2005
            • 29114

            #6
            Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

            Originally posted by GreenLantern
            this would be your best bet. as long as your not being watched when peeing in the cup. i've used these before and they are 100%

            http://www.directdetox.com/Clear_Choice_Incognito_Belt_Synthetic_Urine_Bag_p/ccib.htm

            t
            hey have these at a local head shop thats half the price listed on the internet.



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            • chunky
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jan 2006
              • 10548

              #7
              Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

              Originally posted by floridaorange


              Did you really need to post that? Some of us actually read the forum while at work.
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              • floridaorange
                I'm merely a humble butler
                • Dec 2005
                • 29114

                #8
                Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                May I suggest not reading about "Liquid Detoxes" at work. And quoting it was an awkward choice, you may want to edit.

                It was fun while it lasted...

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                • Garrick
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6764

                  #9
                  Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                  i've used it before and it worked back when i was in college. it's not fool-proof though. i've heard of people taking niacin pills a couple days prior to essentially sweat out toxins as well.
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                  • Jenks
                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10250

                    #10
                    Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                    @ the rubber donger! haha.

                    I've always had this opinion on drug tests- If a job opportunity springs up and catches you by surprise, that's one thing and do what you can to prepare for it on short notice, but if you're actively job hunting, and can't stop smoking weed for a bit to clean your system and pass a drug test, maybe it's time to re-evaluate your priorities.

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                    • jay813
                      Platinum Poster
                      • May 2005
                      • 1344

                      #11
                      Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                      while i agree with jenks, i'll refrain from the finger pointing. those detox drinks do work. i would also suggest drinking nothing but water until the test to help out the detox drink.

                      btw migs! we gotta catch up again next wmc

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                      • Jenks
                        I'm kind of a big deal.
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 10250

                        #12
                        Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                        Originally posted by jay813
                        while i agree with jenks, i'll refrain from the finger pointing.
                        Yeah i wasn't pointing any fingers, just saying about drug testing in general, that's my take.

                        The amount you smoke, the amount of body fat you have, the amount of exercise you do is what matters. You can drink gallons of water the day of and piss all water, but depending on who's testing you, they may make you retake the test because you had so much water in your system and nothing else.

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                        • Miguel
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3182

                          #13
                          Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                          got the job a few months back, we actually started working last week, and its then that they tell me i have to pass a test, by the way I PASSED the test .....

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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29114

                            #14
                            Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                            Originally posted by Miguel
                            by the way I PASSED the test .....



                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • jay813
                              Platinum Poster
                              • May 2005
                              • 1344

                              #15
                              Re: anyone ever used the liquid stuff detox ? got a job interview ...

                              lol cuban b

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