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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

    My God, it's been like 7 months since I've been here. I see that there are many new things I need to catch up on (Hell I even missed all the debates about the election). No matter. I know everybody that remembers is so glad to see me back. :wink:
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    #2
    Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

    Well i never!

    Hi, I`m known round these parts as MJ so keep ya mofo dirty hands off it ok?

    Good to see you man, it`s bin a while.....
    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



    Silentium est aureum

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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2765

      #3
      Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

      I'll thumb-wrestle you for "MJ".
      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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      • Yao
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8167

        #4
        Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

        Dude, you left when I came in

        Nice meetin' ya, welcome back.

        Imma grab a few beers (La Chouffe, MJ) and sit back and enjoy the thumbwrestling. Not as sexy as nekkid females mudwrestling, but it's better than watching the cockroach cross my desk...
        Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

        There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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        • MJ
          Here since 2002
          • Jun 2004
          • 6560

          #5
          Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

          Originally posted by MJDub
          I'll thumb-wrestle you for "MJ".
          Well if i was half the gentlemen i should be i`d let you have it since you were here way before i was.

          But as i`m not no where near the gentleman i really should be you can go fuck yourself and stick ya thumb up yer ass! I`ll just call you dubsters as i used to before... ok?


          :P
          mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



          Silentium est aureum

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            #6
            Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

            Originally posted by Musical Journey
            ...since you were here way before i was.

            A wise man once said:
            "I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the back seat."

            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • Hos
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 4286

              #7
              Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

              welcome back MJ

              got any loritabs?
              black is the new black www.mercuryserver.com

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              • MJDub
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2765

                #8
                Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                Only enough for me.



                ^^^ And this is absolute mastery.
                http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                • peloquin
                  Till I Come!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8643

                  #9
                  Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                  welcome back

















































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                  • MJDub
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2765

                    #10
                    Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                    Sorry I was gone for so long. I was worried that I had lost my 14-century Japanese samurai armor. It turns out I was wearing it the whole time.
                    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                    • Homskillet
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1289

                      #11
                      Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                      Originally posted by MJDub
                      Sorry I was gone for so long. I was worried that I had lost my 14-century Japanese samurai armor. It turns out I was wearing it the whole time.
                      Good to know ya found it!! heh

                      Welcome back... I know for one I atleast missed your avatar
                      https://soundcloud.com/dahlheim/shadynasty-tres-final

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                      • evangelion
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1999

                        #12
                        Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                        What's up dude!!! Where exactly did you go????

                        Last I remember you were being branded the worst post whore we had ever seen (you've since been dethroned...search for the "post whore contest" thread).

                        Good to have you back.

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                        • MJDub
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2765

                          #13
                          Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                          Originally posted by _evangelion_
                          What's up dude!!! Where exactly did you go????

                          Last I remember you were being branded the worst post whore we had ever seen (you've since been dethroned...search for the "post whore contest" thread).

                          Good to have you back.
                          I decided to show everyone a little mercy and relinquish the throne. My iron grip on the boards had to end for the good of humanity.

                          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                          • rubyraks
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5341

                            #14
                            Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                            Nice to have you back m8! It has been quite some time.
                            "Work like you don't need the money.
                            Love like you've never been hurt.
                            Dance like nobody's watching.
                            Sing like nobody's listening.
                            Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                            • superdave
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1366

                              #15
                              Re: ...And thy Prodigal Son Returneth

                              Welcome back! Nice to see another Houstonian on the board.
                              Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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