The Puppet Fucks Up Again

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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #16
    Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

    Originally posted by res0nat0r
    I'm really just lulzing because you keep holding him up to be Black Jesus. This is my whole fucking point. Since he inherited the USA in the worst fucking shape it has been since The Depression and since he didn't turn the USA into fucking Disneyland in 2 years he must be a total fucking idiot. Give me a break. You really can't be this blind. Or is it just that you wish someone could fix the fucked up state we are in with a wave of their hand, and no one else in the USA has to do shit differently? I mean that is the American way right?

    "Fuck em, I love the USA and will do anything for it...if i don't have to change anything I do day to day."
    Barack Obama. The greatest, most intelligentest man ever to walk the face of the earth. But don't hold him to any standards, because that's not fair.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • res0nat0r
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • May 2006
      • 14475

      #17
      Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

      Thanks for ignoring my point. It must be true. FYI I'm starting a thread after the next election if we get a new prez within 48 hours of election night...on how big of a fuckup he is on not getting a 1 trillion surplus. He had 48 hours for fucks sake.

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #18
        Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

        It is an indisputable fact -- indeed, it has been cited in dozens of academic journals that are worthy of larger-than-zero carbon footprints -- that no man or woman is more qualified to act as president than Barack Obama. The very implication that one could possibly exist is baseless and morally disturbing.
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • res0nat0r
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • May 2006
          • 14475

          #19
          Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

          black jesus. failed.

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #20
            Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

            If you must call him by one of the appointed nicknames, the rules clearly state that it must be capitalized. Black Jesus is the proper form.
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • res0nat0r
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • May 2006
              • 14475

              #21
              Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

              why u care so much about a piece-o-shit?

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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128

                #22
                Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                Are you aware there are some people who suffer from caring too much? One such individual happens to be Barack Obama. His care for everything on this planet makes Gaia blush.
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                • res0nat0r
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • May 2006
                  • 14475

                  #23
                  Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                  fucking great tune



                  What plaything can you offer me today?

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                  • 88Mariner
                    My dick is smaller
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 7128

                    #24
                    Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                    That song is merely a recording of Barack Obama's stomach after a hearty meal of ginger tofu. Naturally, He is paid royalties for this contribution for aural excellence.
                    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                    ----PEACE-----

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                    • res0nat0r
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • May 2006
                      • 14475

                      #25
                      Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                      y u no like jesus? you + reddit + ron paul's old balls + internet meme = salvation?

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                      • 88Mariner
                        My dick is smaller
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 7128

                        #26
                        Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                        Originally posted by res0nat0r
                        y u no like jesus? you + reddit + ron paul's old balls + internet meme = salvation?
                        Salvation.

                        Many wandering souls wonder what embodies salvation. Salvation, to me, is Barack Obama firmly gripping your hand, looking deeply into your eyes, and telekinetically communicating his love to every molecule in your body (as well as any neutrinos that are passing through you at that moment of eye-to-eye connection).
                        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                        ----PEACE-----

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                        • res0nat0r
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • May 2006
                          • 14475

                          #27
                          Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                          No wonder you don't like Jesus since he hasn't had time for that lately. Too busy sitting in the Black House trying to fuck over lazy white people to get back at us. I can't wait for the white man to come back to powa and save me from myself!

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                          • clintlove
                            Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3264

                            #28
                            Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                            Obama was the one to promise changes to the "shit" state our country was in while campaigning for president. Who are we to hold him to his promises? This man was supposed to give American hope and make the necessary changes to repair our failing country. He said it, not us.

                            "I want you to hold me accountable." -Barack Obama

                            Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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                            • res0nat0r
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • May 2006
                              • 14475

                              #29
                              Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                              Sounds good...but hold accountable every other person involved and also the next president who doesnt change the world in a day.

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                              • 88Mariner
                                My dick is smaller
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 7128

                                #30
                                Re: The Puppet Fucks Up Again

                                Originally posted by res0nat0r
                                Sounds good...but hold accountable every other person involved and also the next president who doesnt change the world in a day.
                                That's not likely. Barack Obama is extra-constitutional, so he could be president for life. If he wanted to and didn't have better things to do.
                                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                ----PEACE-----

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