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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894
    #1

    Flogging the dolphin

    One of 1,600 'offensive and obscene' words now banned from texting in Pakistan.

    Among the non-existent curse words, phrases no one has ever used and...well, words that are banned are these. (I am not making a single one of these up.)
    • Axing the weasel
    • Butch babes
    • Clamdigger
    • Creamy
    • Cyberslimer
    • Dome
    • Finger food
    • Floggin the dolphin
    • Four 20
    • Glazed donut
    • Hobo
    • Hoser
    • Ingin
    • Kmart
    • Kumquat
    • Lady boog
    • Oui
    • Purina princess
    • Red light
    • Smack daddy
    • Stagg
    In Quest to Become World's Most Ridiculous Nation, Pakistan Bans Make-Believe Curse Words from Texting [Updated]
    http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/in_quest_to_become_worlds_most_ridiculous_ridiculo.php

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • Huggie Smiles
      Anyone have Styx livesets?
      • Jun 2004
      • 11832
      #2
      Re: Flogging the dolphin

      theres is a nice scroll - able list here: http://gizmodo.com/5861375/heres-eve...xt-in-pakistan

      lezbefriends!
      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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        • dusk
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 7266
          #3
          Re: Flogging the dolphin

          Tampon

          lol
          ~ You are what you think you are ~

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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128
              #4
              Re: Flogging the dolphin

              this should be moved to the 'end-of-civilization' thread imho.

              guess this move is gonna make the Pakistani's go all 1337 n sht.
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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                • Corven
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4080
                  #5
                  Re: Flogging the dolphin

                  i pity the chinese family living there trying to text their kid to go to Kmart and buy a Kumquat
                  I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                    • Alert
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 174
                      #6
                      Re: Flogging the dolphin

                      Purina Princess FTW

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