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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    JAMSTER!

    Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen commercials as annoying as these. At first I thought the Gap, Old Navy, and Quizznos ads were bad... but these Jamster commercials have faaaaar surpassed them. Seriously.



  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    #2
    Re: JAMSTER!

    its true. the quiznos ones were amusing i thought, but the jamster, old navy, and mcdonalds ones are the ones that really frigging annoy me

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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2765

      #3
      Re: JAMSTER!

      The Quizno's cracked me the fuck up.

      But watching the McD's and Old Navy commercials registers on the pain scale between having scissors jammed in my urethra and getting jackhammered in the face. Seriously, someone should be punished for approving those aural holocausts.
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      • palmer
        Retired or Simply Important
        • Jun 2004
        • 5383

        #4
        Re: JAMSTER!

        I love ringtones and zany ringtone animation music videos for my phone.






        Really though.....who is behind this jamster...? They seem to have a lot of money for marketing these days which definitely isn't coming from 10 cent ringtones or however the fuck much they cost.
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        • harry ramsden
          Wanna play sudoko with me?
          • Jun 2004
          • 464

          #5
          Re: JAMSTER!

          that blue frog with the stumpy willy has made that a multi-million pound company.

          strange what it takes to become a millionaire these days.

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          • Yao
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8167

            #6
            Re: JAMSTER!

            They have in the US too? (or maybe the other way round). Man, everytime i see that yellow fuckbird coming on my screen I get the urge to tart screaming things at it and piss on my TV.

            The first loser that has it on his phone is gonna get it. I imagine myself sitting in the train, hearing that sound, walking up to the unfortunate person who owes the phone, grabbing it and launching it through the open window. I have a trainride ahead today, maybe two. Should be interesting.
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            • Kobe
              I wish I had an interesting User title
              • Jun 2004
              • 2589

              #7
              Re: JAMSTER!

              You'd think with all the money they dump into advertising they could come up with a less budget commercial. They make infomercials look like hollywood blockbusters those things are some damn budget. Then again they're making millions while I'm sitting here like a chooch, so what do I know?

              *edit- now that I look at those things there is something retardedly hypnotizing about them
              Beats are my crack.

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              • Noodles
                Fresh Peossy
                • Jun 2004
                • 28

                #8
                Re: JAMSTER!

                Ohhhh i got woken up to that frog after a very drunken night last saturday blarring from the computer

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  Re: JAMSTER!

                  Originally posted by Yao
                  They have in the US too? (or maybe the other way round). Man, everytime i see that yellow fuckbird coming on my screen I get the urge to tart screaming things at it and piss on my TV.
                  My company sent me to Germany, Switzerland, and Spain earlier this month... Germany and Switzerland had free porn on the TVs starting at about 10:00PM. The most annoying thing in the world is watching free porn, then suddenly having those fucking Jamster commercials come on speaking in fast German. The commercials over there came on MORE frequently than I see them here in the USA, too! Spain didn't have the free porn, nor did it have the commercials... normally I'd complain about a lack of porn, but since the Jamster shit was gone too I'd say it was a fair trade.


                  Originally posted by Noodles
                  Ohhhh i got woken up to that frog after a very drunken night last saturday blarring from the computer
                  that's happened to me too

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                  • remoh
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2466

                    #10
                    Re: JAMSTER!

                    never seem this..is it a european thing pickle?
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                    • picklemonkey
                      Double hoodie beer monster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 15373

                      #11
                      Re: JAMSTER!

                      Originally posted by remoh
                      never seem this..is it a european thing pickle?

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Re: JAMSTER!

                        Damn....so it seems, but I ain't proud of it!

                        Too bad I didn't get to throw out any cell phones on the train today...it was remarkably calm! Maybe cos it was the first warm day in ages, sunny and shit. I loved it!
                        Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                        There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                        • lmmadic
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 746

                          #13
                          Re: JAMSTER!

                          yeah they have it in belgium too.
                          i don't get why you want to spend money on that shit
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                          • Yao
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 8167

                            #14
                            Re: JAMSTER!

                            Neither do I...anyone that does, must have at most 2 braincells left, floating in an empty space (the skull) filled with liquid...bright moments are those when the two make contact and a little electrical discharge can be noticed.
                            Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                            There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                            • cyrus32
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 510

                              #15
                              Re: JAMSTER!

                              seems like ppl are buying it, becuz those fuckin commercials are still going on. every 5 mins its on fuckin thing makes me wanna throw my tv out my window. fuckin A a commercial for just came on, exuse me while i throw my tv out.
                              Edited - Bossy to racey for work

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