worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)



    basically, take sandstorm. mix it with diarrhea, add a pointless vocal, and stir occasionally.

    if you can find a track worse than this, by all means, violate my eardrums with a link to the track.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----
  • klangfabrik
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2009
    • 2025

    #2
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    • hypoluxxa
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 3371

      #3
      Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

      ANY Swedish House Mafia track works for me. The first track is actually funny.

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      • AchtungBaby!
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Feb 2009
        • 7311

        #4
        Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

        Potentially, an epic thread



        "vision over visibility" Paul Hewson

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        • unrecogniseduser
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2344

          #5
          Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

          wow, that first track is hilarious. The original castles in the sky must be one of my most hated dance tracks
          motherlover

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          • Corven
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 4080

            #6
            Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

            I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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            • PROG
              Gold Gabber
              • Aug 2005
              • 624

              #7
              Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

              any happy hard core

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              • unkle
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Mar 2007
                • 10174

                #8
                Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

                One point for the fucking frog.

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                • diegoff
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3865

                  #9
                  Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

                  horrible
                  It´s a spiritual thing!

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                  • thebanned1
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • May 2009
                    • 5030

                    #10
                    Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

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                    • 88Mariner
                      My dick is smaller
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 7128

                      #11
                      Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

                      Originally posted by unrecogniseduser
                      wow, that first track is hilarious. The original castles in the sky must be one of my most hated dance tracks
                      post it. i don't think i've heard of it. lame sounding song title imo.

                      Originally posted by klangfabrik
                      is the dude screaming "This is Seinfeld"???? --very annoying track. I would immediately put that in the top 20 worst tracks, but does it unseat numero uno by laut sprecher? No way dude.

                      Originally posted by Corven
                      maybe. but the original Axel F theme is cool as shit (one of my first ringtones on my first flipphone), and, at the very least, they] don't take themselves to seriously (whoever wrote it) because in the video, there is a caption that says "Wanted: The Most Annoying Thing in the World" -- so I give them a break on that. Blatant money making ploy.





                      I'm very encouraged to write to Mr. Laut Sprecher and tell him how badly that one track sucked. I wonder if he has a facebook page or a twitter page...
                      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                      ----PEACE-----

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                      • klangfabrik
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2025

                        #12
                        Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)



                        OMG this stuff is even worse, completely forgot about this kind of "music" (?)

                        crazy frog > hardcore/hardstyle imo

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                        • Illuminate
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 5152

                          #13
                          Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

                          Apologies to those Depeche Mode fans, but this one shits me:


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                          Sbando
                          - You Will Be Missed.

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                          Feather

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                          Bob
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                          the banned1

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                          • trick12
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 4412

                            #14
                            Re: worst electronic dance track of all time (imho)

                            Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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                            • Michael^Heaven
                              Platinum Poster
                              • May 2008
                              • 1321

                              #15
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                              Originally posted by PROG
                              any happy hard core
                              Add in schranz, bitch house, & any tracks that are remixes of shit bubblegum pop.

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