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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #46
    Re: Are you Married?

    ^strange, so many women today have


    1) no idea how to keep shit clean
    2) how to cook
    3) how to properly load a dishwasher.

    I can pretty much guarantee that all men with wives on this forum have gotten pissed off at the way their wives cover the sink in random beauty products that gets messy. Certain of this.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      #47
      Re: Are you Married?

      Originally posted by 88Mariner
      ^strange, so many women today have


      1) no idea how to keep shit clean
      2) how to cook
      3) how to properly load a dishwasher.

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • Illuminate
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Aug 2009
        • 5152

        #48
        Re: Are you Married?

        My apologies if this is not 1954.






        The One contains the Many, and the Many contains the One:
        Sbando
        - You Will Be Missed.

        "Mankind has the propensity to fuck itself up on anything it lays its hands on."
        Feather

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        "i'd give her a muscle she doesn't have "
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        • Erik Mitchell
          Gold Gabber
          • Oct 2004
          • 598

          #49
          Not married, but been with my girlfriend for a couple years. Don't see any reason for getting married...
          soundcloud - facedbook

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          • TheVrk
            Gold Gabber
            • May 2006
            • 518

            #50
            Re: Are you Married?

            Married 2 and a half yrs...best thing i ever did

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            • hypoluxxa
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 3371

              #51
              Re: Are you Married?

              12 years next month... Going to Sasha tonight too.

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              • helloprilly
                Fresh Peossy
                • Jan 2012
                • 6

                #52
                Re: Are you Married?

                Engaged! Getting married 9/1/12

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                • helloprilly
                  Fresh Peossy
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 6

                  #53
                  Re: Are you Married?

                  Originally posted by 88Mariner
                  ^strange, so many women today have


                  1) no idea how to keep shit clean
                  2) how to cook
                  3) how to properly load a dishwasher.

                  I can pretty much guarantee that all men with wives on this forum have gotten pissed off at the way their wives cover the sink in random beauty products that gets messy. Certain of this.
                  I do most of the dishes by hand since we don't have a dishwasher and I keep all my beauty products in a basket that is stored away when I'm done and I do all the cooking.

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                  • 88Mariner
                    My dick is smaller
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 7128

                    #54
                    Re: Are you Married?

                    Originally posted by helloprilly
                    I do most of the dishes by hand since we don't have a dishwasher and I keep all my beauty products in a basket that is stored away when I'm done and I do all the cooking.
                    Man, I hated doing dishes by hand last year. I've got a dishwasher now so it makes it so much easier and quicker. But Gallagher was right, you gotta wash the dishes before you put them in the dishwasher. My woman is slowly coming around to this idefa. I took over the dishwashing duties a long time back simply because I couldn't trust her to do a good job lmao! Funny you mention the beauty products basket - that's exactly what the wife did on wednesday, and her countertop is clean. "I really like having a clean countertop now...everything is organized!" (I facepalmed). I'm the better cook in my house, but my wife can cook pretty damn well. My comment above was directed at the several dozen women I've known (non-religiously) over the last decade and a half who have either bragged about screwing up mac and cheese, living on hotdogs because they don't know how to cook, or going out all the time because they can't cook (which is really damn expensive and kinda wasteful).

                    Seriously though..what happened to the mom-teaches-the-daughter-how-to-cook tradition? I guess that's too conservative.
                    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                    ----PEACE-----

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                    • Kat
                      A pretty fn good milkshake
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 4695

                      #55
                      Re: Are you Married?

                      obviously some men still believe their dicks will shrink if they do the dishes or cook
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                      Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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                      • 88Mariner
                        My dick is smaller
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 7128

                        #56
                        Re: Are you Married?

                        Originally posted by Kat
                        obviously some men still believe their dicks will shrink if they do the dishes or cook
                        who?
                        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                        ----PEACE-----

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                        • Haziel
                          Likes a finger upthere
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3195

                          #57
                          Re: Are you Married?

                          Instead of getting married I rather find a girl I hate and buy her a house .

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                          • jay813
                            Platinum Poster
                            • May 2005
                            • 1344

                            #58
                            Re: Are you Married?

                            Originally posted by Haziel
                            Instead of getting married I rather find a girl I hate and buy her a house .
                            same result

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                            • Kat
                              A pretty fn good milkshake
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 4695

                              #59
                              Re: Are you Married?

                              ♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•

                              Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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                              • nicomax
                                Gold Gabber
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 667

                                #60
                                Re: Are you Married?

                                In between, after 5 years married been separated for 3 years and getting divorced... and planning on getting married again this year.
                                Nicomax

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