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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20898
    #1

    Battleship [2012]



    Liam Neeson vs aliens.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • res0nat0r
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • May 2006
      • 14475
      #2
      Re: Battleship [2012]

      This looks like a total Transformers rip off, but it looks like a good mindless entertainment flick.

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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20898
          #3
          Re: Battleship [2012]

          Yup. Cool effects and explosions. I thought the alien armour suit looked like Halo.

          I wonder if these effects people have the equivalent of clip art, these textures all look like Transformers.

          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • Illuminate
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Aug 2009
              • 5152
              #4
              Re: Battleship [2012]

              Lulz. Is that Rhianna?

              You sunk my Battleship.

              Does everything in the movies have to exploded these days?

              Everything?
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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20898
                  #5
                  Re: Battleship [2012]

                  Caught it, 2hrs of mindless mayhem and fun. I didn't expect anything to make sense but why do star-spanning intergalactic spaceships flounder around on Earth's ocean like seals?!?!?!?!

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 28835
                      #6
                      Re: Battleship [2012]

                      Just as feather said, mindless fun. Give it a 4/10 for storyline and 8/10 for visual effects. The movie starts out slow, boring, seeming to lose direction, until the Sea Trials begin some 30 minutes later. After that, it's hold onto our horse non-stop action. The porcupine goatee, really really really got to me. The least bit creativity in coming up with an alien that looks like he was designed for a video game.

                      Yet, totally worthy of a watch.
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