god is mocking me...

[audiotherapy]

dont you goto UF? theres plenty of hott ladies...

[ekm]

You should not have sex before marrage, it is a sin.

Just kidding! Good luck gettin' some

[nsite]

for once god is loving me.

[Pebbles]

I tell ya one thing for sure, don`t get married. You`ll not get any sex till the next ice age.

Is marriage really that boring? Maybe because of the everyday thing --

that sucks!

[Gustaf L]

I'm too picky when it comes to girls.
Instead of dissing the semi nice ones,
or downright ugly ones,
i should just paperbag them and get it on!

[nsite]

i should just paperbag them and get it on!

this helps