F**k me i,m

[thebanned1]

LOLING

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David Guetta's Insane Wishes Were Granted at Roseland



Last week, Provocateur and Live Nation produced New York's only performance of superstar DJ David Guetta's infamous F*** Me I'm Famous party that Guetta and wife Cindy have been throwing around the globe these past few years. As we noted yesterday, the event required just a bit more production effort than your average Pauly D show, with a rider list of approximately 100 different items the Guetta's required, including those fog and laser shooting Kryoman. We managed to secure the full list of their demands, and to be honest, we haven't heard of most of this stuff. But now you too can fulfill your dreams of producing amazing electronic music shows of your very own, as long as you know where to procure things like Glitter Machines, a 2 meter Big Heart, and lollipops.

[simonr]

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[88Mariner]

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[floridaorange]

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[res0nat0r]

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I love how all of these douchers have on their riders organic, organic organic, all natural, local, no refined sugars, farm raised, plucked from the earth no more than 8 hours prior to show health conscious foods. Followed by 8x89 CANS OF STELLA. 3x87 MAGNUMS OF GREY GOOSE. 24 BOTTLES OF CRIS TO POP.

[floridaorange]

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haters gonna.....

[Illuminate]

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I love how all of these douchers have on their riders organic, organic organic, all natural, local, no refined sugars, farm raised, plucked from the earth no more than 8 hours prior to show health conscious foods. Followed by 8x89 CANS OF STELLA. 3x87 MAGNUMS OF GREY GOOSE. 24 BOTTLES OF CRIS TO POP.

[Illuminate]

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It's like when hipsters are vegans and is also a social drinker and occasional smoker.

[Illuminate]

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I's like when people don't eat pork because of their religious beliefs.

[Illuminate]

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It's like when I moan and whinge about fucking everything.

[res0nat0r]

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[nick007]

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[88Mariner]

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I love how all of these douchers have on their riders organic, organic organic, all natural, local, no refined sugars, farm raised, plucked from the earth no more than 8 hours prior to show health conscious foods. Followed by 8x89 CANS OF STELLA. 3x87 MAGNUMS OF GREY GOOSE. 24 BOTTLES OF CRIS TO POP.

it's not for them. it's for the groupies. How else do you think ugly turds like that are going to get laid? By playing them the song of their people??????

[res0nat0r]

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^ true

[unkle]

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Some man should go and definitely, fuck to david guetta.




Yeah.... You are very famous david.......