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  • dtgunslinger
    Addiction started
    • Nov 2004
    • 352

    Save Toby

    Oh Man this guy is a genius!!!!!!!!

    Welcome,

    Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don?t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that?s for sure.

    Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

    I don?t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny?s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

    Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 28th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
    Hate Mail link!!!! Agian this guy is a genius.
    Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    Re: Save Toby

    i like the fact that when you click on "Donate" it says "this current recipient cannot receive funds at this time"

    be sure to check out http://www.killtoby.com/ afterwards. :ROFLMAO:
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • dtgunslinger
      Addiction started
      • Nov 2004
      • 352

      #3
      Re: Save Toby

      Originally posted by Garrick
      i like the fact that when you click on "Donate" it says "this current recipient cannot receive funds at this time"

      be sure to check out http://www.killtoby.com/ afterwards. :ROFLMAO:
      God bless the internet! I just cannot donate enough money to all of these worthy causes.

      Thanks Garrick
      Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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      • santo26
        Addiction started
        • Jun 2004
        • 383

        #4
        Re: Save Toby

        The guy gets something of 20.000$ , is incredible

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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234

          #5
          Re: Save Toby

          Kill that fucking bunny.
          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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