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  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #16
    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835

      #17
      Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

      Shit's popping up everywhere

      The Mayan Insanity: NASA sets the record straight | TIME.com

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      If you want to see a roomful of people roll their eyes, just walk into a gathering of astronomers — or experts on ancient Mesoamerican civilizations, for that matter — and shout out the words “Mayan Apocalypse!” For years now, the idea that the Earth will be destroyed in a terrible cataclysm on December 21, 2012 has been bouncing around the Internet and showing up in articles, books and even movies. It’s been the inspiration for get-rich-quick schemes. It’s like Y2K all over again, but at least that episode of end-of-the-world hysteria was reality-based.

      The 2012 Apocalypse, by contrast, is just plain nutty. An asteroid is not about to hit the Earth. Neither is an imaginary planet called Nibiru. Our world isn’t going to be abruptly flipped upside down like a burger on a griddle. The Earth won’t be plunged into a three-day blackout. And contrary to what you’ve been hearing, Mayan astrologers never said any of that stuff would actually happen. The idea is so preposterous that a Web search for “Mayan Apocalypse” turns up as many spoofs as it does serious discussions.

      The truth is a lot more prosaic than the tin-foil hat crowd would have you believe. Yes, the Mayans had what’s known as a long-count calendar, and yes, that calendar ends on Dec. 21 2012. But the delightful thing about calendars — including the Mayans’ — is that they always start over again from zero. Just because we have a record of the Mayan’s long-count equivalent of last year doesn’t mean they weren’t busy working on next year’s. As for Nibiru, well never mind. That one was borrowed from the ancient Sumerians, and the original prediction was that we’d get clobbered by the free-range planet in 2003. You might have noticed that that didn’t happen, so the date of arrival was moved up to 2012 to coincide with the Mayan silliness. An apocalyptic twofer!

      All the same, some folks at NASA are seriously worried — not about the Apocalypse itself, but about the real harm the talk of it may be doing to some peoples’ mental health. “I get a tremendous number of emails about it,” says David Morrison, a space scientist at the NASA Ames Research Center at Moffett Field, California who hosts the agency’s “Ask an Astrobiologist” website. “A large fraction are from people asking if the world will end, saying they’re scared and don’t know what to do. A few even talk about suicide.”

      It might seem implausible that people would actually kill themselves over an imaginary cosmic event, but it happened back in 1997, when 39 members of the “Heaven’s Gate” cult in Southern California committed mass suicide under the delusion that the approach of Comet Hale-Bopp meant it was time to leave their physical bodies. Fearing that too many people were taking the 2012 scaremongering far too seriously, NASA convened an online Google+ hangout on Nov. 28 during which people could interact with six astronomers who were prepared to debunk any myth the public could throw at them. For nearly an hour, they did just that, patiently explaining, for example that any asteroid en route to obliterating Earth in just a few short weeks would have been spotted by telescopes long ago, and that Nibiru, one of whose leading proponents is a woman who insists she’s in touch with aliens from the Zeta Reticuli star system, would be the brightest object in the sky after the Sun and the Moon.

      But NASA has been debunking the Apocalypse for years now, in the same patient and rational manner, and it hasn’t really helped a whole lot. “I’m told that about ten percent of the public believes this stuff,” says Seth Shostak, a scientist with the SETI Institute in Mountain View, California, who wasn’t part of the online hangout. “That’s about the same percentage that believes in Santa Claus and thinks we never went to the Moon.”

      Trying to reduce that percentage simply by providing facts isn’t necessarily going to work, however, since the proponents of nonsense are providing plenty of their own “facts” too. “I have to admit,” says Morrison, “that there’s something of an inherent contradiction when we scientists tell people not to trust things they read on the Internet, and then put information on the Internet.”

      The real problem, said Andrew Fraknoi, an astronomer at Foothill College in Los Altos, California during the NASA webcast, “is that our schools have not taught skeptical thinking, have not taught children to distinguish between fantasy and reality. The real threat in 2012 is the public’s low level of science understanding.”

      Whether that could lead to panic or suicides this time around is unclear. Only a tiny handful of the thousands of worried e-mails Morrison has gotten raise the disturbing possibility of people taking their own lives and those have all been from adults.

      But even if kids are not suicidal, plenty of them are very frightened, and have been for a long time. “Two years ago, I met with a group of middle school science teachers,” Morrison says, “and I asked them how many of them were dealing seeing kids who were worried about 2012. Nearly every hand shot up.” When December 21 comes and goes without incident, those fears should finally evaporate — that is, until the next Doomsday pronouncement comes along.
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      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #18
        Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

        as I said earlier in another thread

        Originally posted by Kamal
        One of the sources of the 2012 Doomsday event arrives from a lesser known scientific fact. The "Solar Maximus". A violent solar eruption (call it a burp if you would) that occurs once every 11 years. It's expected to occur sometime this year any day between Aug - Dec. If it is as violent as the last one back in early 2000 (which took out power grids etc.), all of the people living in snow-prone areas, be sure to buy at least 2 jerry cans and fill them with gasoline. Worst case scenario, you drive down and pitch tent just south of the freeze line.

        I call dibs on gate-crashing Florida's house until power is restored.
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        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Kamal
          Administrator
          • May 2002
          • 28835

          #19
          Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

          Next Friday folks, hope Nbiru or the Solar Burp wears a fancy skirt when she makes an appearance.
          7 days and counting, tick tock tick tock tick....
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          Jib says:
          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
          Originally posted by ace_dl
          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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          • dusk
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 7266

            #20
            Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

            Originally posted by diegoff
            great news! nothing more to worry about. No more illness. No more Hot or cold. No more getting old. No more gravity. No more selfishness. No more nothing... just float around. Count me in!
            This.... No more selfishness!

            Really would be nice.
            ~ You are what you think you are ~


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            • DancingQueen
              AVB FanClub | President
              • Oct 2005
              • 4061

              #21
              Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

              Only a few more days....everyone ready for the alien invasion/zombie apocalypse/collision with an out of control comet/solar flare that will obliterate the world as we know it?

              Have they asked Bruce Willis yet if he's available to send to outer space so he can save us all?

              Anyone have any particular plans for their final day? I get to spend it at my sons dr appointment (depending on what time it's going to occur)
              sigpic
              RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
              RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

              Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                #22
                Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                Originally posted by DancingQueen
                Have they asked Bruce Willis yet if he's available to send to outer space so he can save us all?
                Classic, but I think he's too busy making crappy movies to worry about a doomsday calamity right now.
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                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                • diegoff
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3864

                  #23
                  Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                  Originally posted by DancingQueen
                  Only a few more days....everyone ready for the alien invasion/zombie apocalypse/collision with an out of control comet/solar flare that will obliterate the world as we know it?
                  I'd love a zombie apocalypse, really
                  It´s a spiritual thing!

                  feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                  Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                  May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                  • Kamal
                    Administrator
                    • May 2002
                    • 28835

                    #24
                    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                    Hope you have a really good shelter or a really big gun with tons of ammo.............or both.
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                    Jib says:
                    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                    Originally posted by ace_dl
                    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                    • diegoff
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3864

                      #25
                      Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                      I like the "knife in the eye" style
                      It´s a spiritual thing!

                      feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                      Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                      May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                      • Huggie Smiles
                        Anyone have Styx livesets?
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11835

                        #26
                        Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                        its Friday in New Zealand - so your gonna make it
                        ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                        • toasty
                          Sir Toastiness
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6585

                          #27
                          Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                          Crap, forgot about this. I've got a lot of shit I've still got to accomplish today.

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                          • DancingQueen
                            AVB FanClub | President
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4061

                            #28
                            Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                            Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                            its Friday in New Zealand - so your gonna make it
                            But they aren't in the same time zone as Mexico....it could still happen
                            sigpic
                            RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                            RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                            Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                            • Kamal
                              Administrator
                              • May 2002
                              • 28835

                              #29
                              Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                              me thinks DQ's worried.
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                              Jib says:
                              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                              Originally posted by ace_dl
                              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

                              Comment

                              • Highsteppa
                                Gold Gabber
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 735

                                #30
                                Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                                A culture that couldn't foresee it's own demise is telling us that the world ends tomorrow.

                                Yeah, I think it's safe to say I can PVR Archer this weekend and will find time to watch it.

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