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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    It's the end of the world as we know it...

    Dec 21st,

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    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    #2
    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

    And I feel fine.

    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • DancingQueen
      AVB FanClub | President
      • Oct 2005
      • 4061

      #3
      Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

      T-minus 2 weeks to go...
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      RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
      RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

      Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

        From: telegraph.co.uk


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        Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year "Long Count" Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.

        The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.
        In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.

        "We've gone from one a month to one a day," he said. "I don't have an opinion on the Mayan calendar but, when astrophysicists come to me, buy my shelters and tell me to be prepared for solar flares, radiation, EMPs (electromagnetic pulses) ... I'm going underground on the 19th and coming out on the 23rd. It's just in case anybody's right."

        In the French Pyrenees the mayor of Bugarach, population 179, has attempted to prevent pandemonium by banning UFO watchers and light aircraft from the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach.


        According to New Age lore it as an "alien garage" where extraterrestrials are waiting to abandon Earth, taking a lucky few humans with them.

        Russia saw people in Omutninsk, in Kirov region, rushing to buy kerosene and supplies after a newspaper article, supposedly written by a Tibetan monk, confirmed the end of the world.
        The city of Novokuznetsk faced a run on salt. In Barnaul, close to the Altai Mountains, panic-buyers snapped up all the torches and Thermos flasks.

        Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian prime minister, even addressed the situation.
        "I don't believe in the end of the world," before adding somewhat disconcertingly: "At least, not this year."

        In China, which has no history of preoccupation with the end of the world, a wave of paranoia about the apocalypse can be traced to the 2009 Hollywood blockbuster "2012".
        The film, starring John Cusack, was a smash hit in China, as viewers were seduced by a plot that saw the Chinese military building arks to save humanity.

        Some in China are taking the prospect of Armageddon seriously with panic buying of candles reported in Sichuan province.

        The source of the panic was traced to a post on Sina Weibo, China's version of Twitter, predicting that there will be three days of darkness when the apocalypse arrives.

        One grocery store owner said: "At first, we had no idea why. But then we heard someone muttering about the continuous darkness."

        Shanghai police said scam artists had been convincing pensioners to hand over savings in a last act of charity.

        Meanwhile in Mexico, where the ancient Mayan civilisation flourished, the end time has been seen as an opportunity. The country has organised hundreds of Maya-themed events, and tourism is expected to have doubled this year.

        Nasa has been aggressively seeking to dispel doomsday fears. It says there is no evidence Nibiru exists, and rumours it could be hiding behind the sun are unfounded.

        "It can't hide behind the sun forever, and we would've seen it years ago," a Nasa scientist said.
        The space agency also rejected apocalyptic theories about unusual alignments of the planets, or that the Earth's magnetic poles could suddenly "flip."

        Conspiracy theorists contend that the space agency is involved in an elaborate cover up to prevent panic.

        But David Morrison, an astronomer at Nasa, said: "At least once a week I get a message from a young person, as young as 11, who says they are ill and/or contemplating suicide because of the coming doomsday. I think it's evil for people to propagate rumours on the internet to frighten children."
        Mayans themselves reject any notion that the world will end. Pedro Celestino Yac Noj, a Mayan sage, burned seeds and fruits to mark the end of the old calender at a ceremony in Cuba. He said: "The 21st is for giving thanks and gratitude and the 22nd welcomes the new cycle, a new dawn."
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        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • clintlove
          Hey girl, ya Hungry?
          • Jun 2004
          • 3264

          #5
          Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

          If the world is going to end, I'm pretty darn sure a storm shelter isn't going to help.

          Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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          • DancingQueen
            AVB FanClub | President
            • Oct 2005
            • 4061

            #6
            Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

            wow, not sure what to say about that article....true or not, it wouldn't surprise me that people are reacting this way. I am not sure how people think they would survive any of the above mentioned theories by stocking up on water and candles...

            If its going to happen there is nothing we can do about it unfortunately
            sigpic
            RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
            RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

            Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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            • Highsteppa
              Gold Gabber
              • Feb 2005
              • 735

              #7
              Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

              New date for the apocalypse, new "believers" waiting to be fleeced.

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              • Bender420
                Tickle me Elmo!
                • Jun 2004
                • 1512

                #8
                Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                I'm gonna watch it buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
                Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                • diegoff
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3864

                  #9
                  Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                  great news! nothing more to worry about. No more illness. No more Hot or cold. No more getting old. No more gravity. No more selfishness. No more nothing... just float around. Count me in!
                  It´s a spiritual thing!

                  feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                  Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                  May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                  • unkle
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 10174

                    #10
                    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                    is incredible that people believe in these things. secondly,
                    If one day the world comes to an end. We will not even notice.
                    It will be so terrible, that we will not have time even to look out the window.
                    But, I dont fucking care, im just saying.

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                    • go0gle
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1543

                      #11
                      Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                      For some reason this makes sense to me.. he is probably off on the timing, but.. ya

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                      • floridaorange
                        I'm merely a humble butler
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 29116

                        #12
                        Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                        Originally posted by clintlove
                        If the world is going to end, I'm pretty darn sure a storm shelter isn't going to help.

                        It was fun while it lasted...

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                        • nick007
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 6095

                          #13
                          Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...


                          The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                          • Garrick
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6764

                            #14
                            Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

                            ^ hah, i always think of that cartoon when someone mentions end of cvilization...
                            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                            • nick007
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 6095

                              #15
                              Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...


                              The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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