Just Plain Embarrasing

[NastyD]

As a baby my daughter had a toy with a large sucker on it that we would stick to the high chair table to keep her occupied while waiting to be plied with food.


Once I stuck the toy to my forehead to show her what a fun guy Dad is.


Then I had to spend the next week with a bright red 3 inch circular mark on my forehead.

[sbando]

Re: Just Plain Embarrasing

I have that all the time, no toy needed.

[floridaorange]

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my son tried to eat dog crap one morning, I was mortified... kids are humbling which is a good thing!! lol

[nick007]

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My old jack russell named cunningly Russell loved pulling my daughters nappy off her and eating her crap

[nick007]

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Have never had a knob sized welt light up my forehead

[Rawrmune]

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My old jack russell named cunningly Russell loved pulling my daughters nappy off her and eating her crap

My roommates dog likes to eat her own poop so this doesn't seem too far of a stretch.

[nelinho]

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my friend borrowed his mums car with out her knowing, crashed it and decided to burn it and report it stolen, as insurance covers fire and theft...only to find out it wasn't insured at all.

[trick12]

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^ looooool, thats classic right there

[nick007]

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my friend borrowed his mums car with out her knowing, crashed it and decided to burn it and report it stolen, as insurance covers fire and theft...only to find out it wasn't insured at all.

Ha that is funny story - Darwin award for the living

[nelinho]

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"lifes hard, but its harder if you're stupid"

[gizze]

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My roommates dog likes to eat her own poop so this doesn't seem too far of a stretch.

They normally do that when they are stressed, lonely or bored.

[Rawrmune]

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^ Really? I guessed it was because they ate something tasty and their poop still smelled good, so they decide to eat it a second time to redigest it.

[trick12]

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[Rawrmune]

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^ Whats that mean?

[nelinho]

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tickle my pickle