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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    More Stupid & Worthless News ...

    C AND V.

    Poor Fucking Brit. A day and the life of Britney Spears.

    Britney's puppy love nightmare
    By Tony Bonnici and Laura Benjamin, Daily Mail
    22 June 2004

    All she wanted was a cuddle with her new puppy. But in the complicated world of Britney Spears nothing is that simple. Instead, the troubled 22-year-old singer found herself at the centre of a major incident when she called at a pet shop to collect the latest member of her entourage.

    Spears, who is recuperating after serious knee surgery, had decided a fluffy white Maltese terrier was just the thing to cheer herself up.

    There were squeals of delight as she and her mother Lynne picked up her new pet near her home in Santa Monica, California.

    But as Mrs Spears drove them away, a photographer who had been waiting outside the shop claimed she had run over his foot.

    Within moments, Britney and her mother were surrounded by an unwanted entourage of police, paramedics and even the fire brigade.

    As the circus unfolded around them, a miserable Britney, who had to cancel her world tour last month because of her knee problems, could only sit and wait.

    The first police to arrive sealed off the area.

    Then more police swarmed around the shop. In the end, there were ten patrol cars at the scene.

    Two ambulances arrived, brimming with paramedics. Then the local fire crews turned up.

    Even when it became obvious they would not be needed they found an excuse to stay for at least half an hour.

    In the midst of all the pandemonium it was left to a single female officer to ask Mrs Spears what had happened.

    Once coaxed out of the car, she happily gave her version of events.

    If the presence of so many officers was meant to reassure her rather fraught daughter it did not work.

    Looking tired and distressed, Britney started yelling. Then she sulked. Eventually she burst into tears.

    Finally, after answering the police officer's questions Mrs Spears was allowed to go.

    One of her daughter's minders took over the driving.

    The photographer who claimed to have been hurt was taken to hospital. It is not known whether any charges will be brought.

    dead, yet alive.
  • johnson3161
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jun 2004
    • 195

    #2
    Re: More Stupid & Worthless News ...

    Originally posted by asdf_admin
    Even when it became obvious they would not be needed they found an excuse to stay for at least half an hour.
    haha. I would do the same if I was one of those workers.

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    • chanty
      John, John, where art thou!
      • Jun 2004
      • 4622

      #3
      Learn your lesson now Paparazzi...Don't stand so close to the car!
      Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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      • THE_LIGHT
        MCast Resident DJ
        • Jun 2004
        • 720

        #4
        sounds like someone is having a bad day......

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        • Civic_Zen
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1116

          #5
          Re: More Stupid & Worthless News ...

          Originally posted by asdf_admin
          More Stupid & Worthless News ...

          Poor Fucking Brit. A day and the life of Britney Spears.
          You said it.
          "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
          "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
          - Thomas Jefferson

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Originally posted by chanty
            Learn your lesson now Paparazzi...Don't stand so close to the car!
            that fucker didn't even get run over by the car, i guarantee it. fuck all those whores that need to ruin lives of famous people. i'd be in jail for murder if i was famous and had stupid shit like that happening to me.
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • Northern Exposed
              Getting Somewhere
              • Jun 2004
              • 164

              #7
              I ain't no damn noobie. Bitch.

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              • chanty
                John, John, where art thou!
                • Jun 2004
                • 4622

                #8
                Originally posted by Garrick
                Originally posted by chanty
                Learn your lesson now Paparazzi...Don't stand so close to the car!
                that fucker didn't even get run over by the car, i guarantee it. fuck all those whores that need to ruin lives of famous people. i'd be in jail for murder if i was famous and had stupid shit like that happening to me.

                I agree...that was my stab at sarcasm.
                Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                • hypoluxxa
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3371

                  #9
                  Did you see the video, the mom wasn't even baking up at 2 MPH. The guy is on the ground like he was hurt, what a pice of shit. They don't get out of the way and then will try to take her for everyhting she's worth. I don't even like her, but that just sucks.

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                  • TheOutsider
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 176

                    #10
                    ahh looks like she just needs a good root to cheer her up

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                    • Pataky P
                      asdf_imo
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1966

                      #11
                      BITCH!!!

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                      • bedrizzock
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 158

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Pataky P?l
                        BITCH!!!
                        WTFUCK???
                        I'm rich, bitch.

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                        • nbpgt
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1044

                          #13
                          in proper nelson fashion - hayh hayh

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