Funniest one-liners you heard

**Kamal** · July 15, 2013, 03:00:39 PM

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"I think you've had about as much sex as a boil-infested dwarf"

**nick007** · July 17, 2013, 01:46:09 AM

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You cant peanut butter your c$ck into your chicks ar$ehole.

**nelinho** · July 17, 2013, 04:53:55 AM

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Come here and smell your girlfriend/wife/mum (while giving the middle finger)

**nelinho** · July 17, 2013, 04:54:58 AM

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You're the reason why they put lids on abortion buckets (old)

**nelinho** · July 17, 2013, 04:57:19 AM

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If you say donkey, I say kong.

Used mostly at poker or talking about Fernando Torres.

**nelinho** · July 17, 2013, 07:46:48 AM

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My dick's died, can I bury it your ass?

**unkle** · July 17, 2013, 08:38:58 AM

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Originally posted by nelinho

My dick's died, can I bury it your ass?

**floridaorange** · July 17, 2013, 05:39:10 PM

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**floridaorange** · July 17, 2013, 05:39:48 PM

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are free, deer nuts are just under a buck.

**Illuminate** · July 17, 2013, 06:31:37 PM

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Jib says:he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting

Yeahp...

**Jenks** · July 17, 2013, 07:41:03 PM

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Originally posted by Kamal

"I think someone ruined a perfectly good butt-hole by putting teeth in your mouth"

^this one is winning

**dusk** · July 19, 2013, 12:46:06 PM

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wow... haven't heard any of these.... (thankfully)

**Kamal** · July 19, 2013, 04:39:27 PM

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Originally posted by Illuminate

Yeahp...

if only I could reveal who Jib was talking about, that woulda been priceless.

**Jenks** · July 19, 2013, 06:31:37 PM

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Originally posted by Kamal

if only I could reveal who Jib was talking about, that woulda been priceless.

Probably me, that punk!!

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