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  • HoneyBearKelly
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
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    New reason USA went to war with Iraq!



    Speaking of McVeigh, Fox News' John Gibson goes batshit crazy (yet again) on the Oklahoma City bombings
    You remember Fox News' John Gibson, right? Well, the same wingnut behind an insanely ignorant, homophobic screed against same-sex marriage is now blaming Iraq for the Oklahoma City bombing. Yes, you read that correctly. From Fox News:

    The whole thing stinks of Iraq. Ramzi Yousef (search), an Iraqi agent that was involved in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, and his associates were allegedly talking to Terry Nichols (search) in 1994 about how to build a fertilizer bomb.

    So now the question: So if there is all this evidence, why has the U.S. government ignored it?

    He concludes by knocking it out of the ballpark:
    If McVeigh were just the grunt ? mixing the chemicals, driving the truck, setting the timer, and running off ? guilty though he might be, if the bombing was a plot by a foreign government, his lawyer would have had a chance at the sentencing hearing to argue that others were more responsible and McVeigh should not be executed.
    Wait a second, rewind that for me. Did he really say what I thought he said?
    If McVeigh were just the grunt ? mixing the chemicals, driving the truck, setting the timer, and running off ? guilty though he might be ...
    Why, yes he did. That's got to score a perfect 100 on the OffensiveMeter. Someone call the families of the 168 people killed in Oklahoma City and ask them what they think of Fox News calling the man who killed their loved one a "grunt." Just the guy who mixed the chemicals, drove the truck, set the timer and ran off. Yeah, he didn't do anything wrong at all. He was just a patsy.
    The fear that the McVeigh execution might have been an error ? and a mistaken execution ? could put the federal death penalty itself in jeopardy. The fear of losing the federal death penalty could explain why the U.S. government does not appear to be anxious to act on evidence it has that Iraq may have been involved in the Oklahoma City bombing.

    That's My Word.

    And my word, John: Batshit.
    Cat formerly known as Cheshire
    *cue imperial death march"
  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    #2
    Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

    WOW! Can we get any dumber?

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    • sammwalk
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 769

      #3
      Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

      Seems silly...or is it really?

      This could all be a conspiracy initiated before World War II to neutralize the American government in the future!

      The Nazis were developing alien prototype thought control devices to tell the future- it's a fact! Knowing their faliure in the war was imminent, they secretly colluded with the Soviets to hide and develop this technology- as well as cloning technology and the internet! It's true!

      Using Islamic slaves (who now, as terrorists, are striking out in retaliation!), the Soviets were able to advance their knowledge of technology through mind control waves (global warming???) in Afghanistan. They knew that once the Americans had become the world's only "superpower" that they would unleash an army of focused militants to rule the governments of the world (Saddam Hussien, Kim Jong Il, George W. Bush). The aliens and Bill Clinton (android!!) were hiding the secret plans for the Neo-Nazi/Soviet robot police in the 5th sub-basement of the Oklahoma Federal Building. One man, Tim McVeigh, knew that his time had come: an alien renegade from the Intergalactic Justice Rebellion Federation was sent to destroy the robot stronghold and restore freedom to the citizens of America! You can't make this up!!!

      ...but he failed- and the robots are EVERYWHERE! Don't listen to the waves- they'll control you!!!

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      • krelm
        Addiction started
        • Jun 2004
        • 437

        #4
        Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

        Originally posted by sammwalk
        The Nazis were developing alien prototype thought control devices to tell the future- it's a fact! Knowing their faliure in the war was imminent, they secretly colluded with the Soviets to hide and develop this technology- as well as cloning technology and the internet! It's true!

        Using Islamic slaves (who now, as terrorists, are striking out in retaliation!), the Soviets were able to advance their knowledge of technology through mind control waves (global warming???) in Afghanistan. They knew that once the Americans had become the world's only "superpower" that they would unleash an army of focused militants to rule the governments of the world (Saddam Hussien, Kim Jong Il, George W. Bush). The aliens and Bill Clinton (android!!) were hiding the secret plans for the Neo-Nazi/Soviet robot police in the 5th sub-basement of the Oklahoma Federal Building. One man, Tim McVeigh, knew that his time had come: an alien renegade from the Intergalactic Justice Rebellion Federation was sent to destroy the robot stronghold and restore freedom to the citizens of America! You can't make this up!!!

        ...but he failed- and the robots are EVERYWHERE! Don't listen to the waves- they'll control you!!!
        Awesome.

        And I thought I was the ONLY one who realized all of this! :wink:
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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234

          #5
          Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

          Originally posted by krelm
          Originally posted by sammwalk
          The Nazis were developing alien prototype thought control devices to tell the future- it's a fact! Knowing their faliure in the war was imminent, they secretly colluded with the Soviets to hide and develop this technology- as well as cloning technology and the internet! It's true!

          Using Islamic slaves (who now, as terrorists, are striking out in retaliation!), the Soviets were able to advance their knowledge of technology through mind control waves (global warming???) in Afghanistan. They knew that once the Americans had become the world's only "superpower" that they would unleash an army of focused militants to rule the governments of the world (Saddam Hussien, Kim Jong Il, George W. Bush). The aliens and Bill Clinton (android!!) were hiding the secret plans for the Neo-Nazi/Soviet robot police in the 5th sub-basement of the Oklahoma Federal Building. One man, Tim McVeigh, knew that his time had come: an alien renegade from the Intergalactic Justice Rebellion Federation was sent to destroy the robot stronghold and restore freedom to the citizens of America! You can't make this up!!!

          ...but he failed- and the robots are EVERYWHERE! Don't listen to the waves- they'll control you!!!
          Awesome.

          And I thought I was the ONLY one who realized all of this! :wink:
          If that is true then we shall never hear from you two again. The thought police will liquidize you asap, that is if they don't turn you into a robot first.
          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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          • krelm
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 437

            #6
            Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

            Originally posted by Morgan
            If that is true then we shall never hear from you two again. The thought police will liquidize you asap, that is if they don't turn you into a robot first.
            I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!

            We should welcome the robots as our friends and masters!

            Now does anybody know where I can get a shot of motor oil?
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            • Morgan
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2234

              #7
              Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

              Krelm.

              Too late my friend. Look out your window, you see that red car? Yes, that red car.
              Thats the robot overlords security services (ROSS for short) they are coming to get you mate.
              "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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              • krelm
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 437

                #8
                Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

                Originally posted by Morgan
                Too late my friend. Look out your window, you see that red car? Yes, that red car.
                Thats the robot overlords security services (ROSS for short) they are coming to get you mate.
                Heh - the great thing is that when I turn my head to the right and look out into the parking lot directly outside my window, the car parked closest to me is red. :wink:

                Although I was always hoping that my final non-brainwashed moments would be spent in something a little nicer than a 15-year-old beat up Citroen. :P
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                • palmer
                  Retired or Simply Important
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5383

                  #9
                  Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

                  I thought I was the only robot on here.
                  todayistomorrow
                  art direction | design | animation

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                  • Morgan
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2234

                    #10
                    Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

                    Although I was always hoping that my final non-brainwashed moments would be spent in something a little nicer than a 15-year-old beat up Citroen.
                    You'll never remember any car journey after the brain washing anyway. Even if it was a Porchse!
                    "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                    • sheryar
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 167

                      #11
                      Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

                      big brother is watching ALL of you.

                      ALL.

                      sheryar

                      - - - - - - - - - -
                      http://www.sheryarhyatt.com

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Re: New reason USA went to war with Iraq!

                        He can look at my poop chute, but he can't touch it
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