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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    DO NOT FALL.

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    S.D. man robbed after answering door nude

    The Associated Press

    Last Updated 4:31 pm PDT Tuesday, June 22, 2004

    RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) - Police say a Rapid City man was robbed early Monday after he answered the door in the nude. The man told police he had been sleeping unclothed before he answered a knock at the door. Assailants overpowered him, hit him on the head and ran out with his wallet and blue jeans.

    The man chased after the assailants and fell down the stairs.


    According to the police log, an officer checked out a report of a naked man lying by the stairs at a motel and found a trail of blood leading to the man's room.

    Police Lt. David Walton said the man was taken by ambulance to Rapid City Regional Hospital where he was given stitches for a head wound and released.

    Police found a pair of blue jeans in a parking lot. The report said an undisclosed number of suspects had taken the wallet.
    dead, yet alive.
  • lmmadic
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 746

    #2
    :ROFLMAO: this is too good.
    reality overrules fantasy yet again
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    Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army. Edward Everett

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      who answers the door naked anyways?
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • Alpinevpr
        Getting Somewhere
        • Jun 2004
        • 249

        #4
        Seriously that is some funny ass shit!

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        • Pataky P
          asdf_imo
          • Jun 2004
          • 1966

          #5
          This Good !!

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          • bedrizzock
            Getting Somewhere
            • Jun 2004
            • 158

            #6
            Originally posted by Garrick
            who answers the door naked anyways?
            I do. But like, only for young Girl Scouts and
            Mormons and the sort. They like it when they
            ask, "would you like to buy some cookies" and
            I promptly reply, "would you like a tony danza
            to the face?".

            Def. Tony Danza - 1.)Taking ones man stick
            and slapping across the face while yelling, "Who's
            The Boss!?!?". Thus resulting in a mushroom-shaped
            bruise across the victim's forehead or cheek.
            I'm rich, bitch.

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            • Northern Exposed
              Getting Somewhere
              • Jun 2004
              • 164

              #7
              Yeah yeah it's hilarious to you guys...but not to me. I lost my wallet in the ordeal. :cry:
              I ain't no damn noobie. Bitch.

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              • superEGO72
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 212

                #8
                nekid door answering eh? hmml... yea, not for me.

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                • MJ
                  Here since 2002
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6560

                  #9
                  Hmmm, sounds like some sadistic sex ritual gone wrong to me. Answering the door naked.... come on!
                  mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                  Silentium est aureum

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                  • Affirmative Reaction
                    Fresh Peossy
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Hotel? Nice for all the kids in the pool...

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                      Fresh Peossy
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 16

                      #11
                      Hotel? Nice for all the kids in the pool...

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                        Fresh Peossy
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Hotel? Nice for all the kids in the pool...

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                        • MJDub
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2765

                          #13
                          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                          • beto
                            Gold Gabber
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 964

                            #14
                            I'd say a hooker hit him on the head and stole his wallet an pants. He ran naked after her... tripping on the way down...

                            And when the police knocked on the door he made that silly story up... his wife wouldn't like the robbed-by-hooker story

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                            • bedrizzock
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 158

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MJDub
                              OMFG...LMFAO....LOL...FUBAR....AWOL...MIDI...wait,
                              I'm rambling with acronyms. That sucks.
                              I'm rich, bitch.

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