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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894

    I'm from Sheffield!

    A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told.

    Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel.

    He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard.

    Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

    He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’

    In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

    He caused £450 damage, the court was told.

    Premier Inn guest Joseph Small hurled racist abuse with fire extinguisher hose up his bottom | Metro News


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    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    Re: I'm from Sheffield!

    wow, helluva time right there.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28821

      #3
      Re: I'm from Sheffield!

      Not as bad as the Australian drunk dude who was caught by local police, fornicating with a pumpkin in some guys front yard and when asked what he was doing, responded "I didn't realize she would have turned into a pumpkin past midnight"
      www.mjwebhosting.com

      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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      • floridaorange
        I'm merely a humble butler
        • Dec 2005
        • 29108

        #4
        Re: I'm from Sheffield!

        ^

        I question the news source on both stories.

        It was fun while it lasted...

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        • simonr
          Transitionator
          • Jun 2004
          • 8796

          #5
          Re: I'm from Sheffield!

          From sheffield .. sounds about right !
          sigpicSimonR

          This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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          • ♫♫♫♫♫♫
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Nov 2013
            • 3729

            #6
            Re: I'm from Sheffield!

            The Metro is just another version of the Daily Mail

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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29108

              #7
              Re: I'm from Sheffield!

              Some of the comments were weird

              It was fun while it lasted...

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              • benda
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jul 2004
                • 234

                #8
                Re: I'm from Sheffield!

                I'm not from Sheffield but I live in Sheffield. That sounds like a standard night out here...

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