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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    Jupiter Ascending [2014]



    : shock:

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    #2
    Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]


    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • Donny Concrete
      Gold Gabber
      • Sep 2006
      • 816

      #3
      Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

      Can’t take her seriously, she always makes me think of Meg.

      Even a man who is pure in heart And says his prayers each night, may become a wolf when the wolf-bane blooms and the moon is full and bright.

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

        What a shit movie. Seriously. It's not even the kind that makes you feel bad that you lost 2 hours watching it, it's the kind that makes you pissed you invested the effort in watching it.

        1/10
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        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • nick007
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Oct 2007
          • 6095

          #5
          Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

          ^Big dog says it ike it is

          The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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          • Krystyan
            Platinum Poster
            • Oct 2004
            • 1049

            #6
            Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

            was tatum ever in a movie that didn't suck?
            https://www.facebook.com/YEGworld

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            • yerg
              Addiction started
              • Jun 2006
              • 410

              #7
              Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

              ^ Foxcatcher

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                #8
                Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                Seriously, that severely malnutritioned mutant dwarf elephant pilot was the epitome of a total lack of sci-fi ingenuity.
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                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                • el presidente Highsteppa
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1332

                  #9
                  Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                  It's a terrible movie - but hilariously terrible - this is what cult movies are made of.

                  Love the fixation on 90 rollerblading in the form of those anti-gravity boots.

                  It was such an inspired piece of work that never should have gotten made - and love how the Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne's range is either whispering hoarsely or screeching like fingernails against a blackboard.

                  I'm so glad I saw it in IMAX 3D - there's no way this will ever be seen in that format ever again. LOL
                  Score so far: Owned ZoverTard 8 times - twice in one week! Twice more in same weekend.

                  More than six months later - he's still pissed LOL - check the last visitor - guess who the last visitor is on my profile page.

                  His newest incarnation this week:♫♫♫♫♫♫

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                  • el presidente Highsteppa
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1332

                    #10
                    Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                    Originally posted by Krystyan
                    was tatum ever in a movie that didn't suck?
                    21 Jump Street
                    22 Jump Street
                    The Lego Movie
                    This Is The End
                    Magic Mike
                    Public Enemies
                    Battle in Seattle
                    Haywire

                    Yeah, quite a few actually.
                    Score so far: Owned ZoverTard 8 times - twice in one week! Twice more in same weekend.

                    More than six months later - he's still pissed LOL - check the last visitor - guess who the last visitor is on my profile page.

                    His newest incarnation this week:♫♫♫♫♫♫

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                    • Krystyan
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1049

                      #11
                      Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                      Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
                      21 Jump Street
                      22 Jump Street
                      The Lego Movie
                      This Is The End
                      Magic Mike
                      Public Enemies
                      Battle in Seattle
                      Haywire
                      Yeah, quite a few actually.
                      I've seen all of them... I have to say they are not very good... in Public enemies/This is the end, he's not the lead actor.

                      But Foxcatcher though, he nailed it on that one..
                      https://www.facebook.com/YEGworld

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                      • Haziel
                        Likes a finger upthere
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 3195

                        #12
                        Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                        I'm upset that the wachowski bro's directed this…why??? why ruin such brilliant career with shit like this.

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                        • feather
                          Shanghai ooompa loompa
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 20895

                          #13
                          Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                          Halfway through this, epic trainwreck. I am not looking forward to Tatum as Gambit.

                          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                          Originally posted by Hoff
                          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            #14
                            Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                            Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
                            - and love how the Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne's range is either whispering hoarsely or screeching like fingernails against a blackboard.
                            You know it's ironic that the one role of his that jumped immediately to mind when I saw Jupiter Ascending was his role as the geeky inadequate piss-in-my-pants son he played in The Good Shepherd and to see him as some intergalactic wealthy warlord butchering his way to more wealth was even more stomach churning for me
                            Last edited by Kamal; May 19, 2015, 11:31:47 AM.
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                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

                            Comment

                            • el presidente Highsteppa
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1332

                              #15
                              Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]

                              Originally posted by Haziel
                              I'm upset that the wachowski bro's directed this…why??? why ruin such brilliant career with shit like this.
                              They had full control over this - no one to blame but themselves.
                              Score so far: Owned ZoverTard 8 times - twice in one week! Twice more in same weekend.

                              More than six months later - he's still pissed LOL - check the last visitor - guess who the last visitor is on my profile page.

                              His newest incarnation this week:♫♫♫♫♫♫

                              Comment

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