Jupiter Ascending [2014]
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Jupiter Ascending [2014]
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Tags: None -
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head. -
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
What a shit movie. Seriously. It's not even the kind that makes you feel bad that you lost 2 hours watching it, it's the kind that makes you pissed you invested the effort in watching it.
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Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlGuys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for meComment
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
was tatum ever in a movie that didn't suck?Comment
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
Seriously, that severely malnutritioned mutant dwarf elephant pilot was the epitome of a total lack of sci-fi ingenuity.www.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlGuys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for meComment
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
It's a terrible movie - but hilariously terrible - this is what cult movies are made of.
Love the fixation on 90 rollerblading in the form of those anti-gravity boots.
It was such an inspired piece of work that never should have gotten made - and love how the Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne's range is either whispering hoarsely or screeching like fingernails against a blackboard.
I'm so glad I saw it in IMAX 3D - there's no way this will ever be seen in that format ever again. LOLScore so far: Owned ZoverTard 8 times - twice in one week! Twice more in same weekend.
More than six months later - he's still pissed LOL - check the last visitor - guess who the last visitor is on my profile page.
His newest incarnation this week:♫♫♫♫♫♫Comment
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Score so far: Owned ZoverTard 8 times - twice in one week! Twice more in same weekend.
More than six months later - he's still pissed LOL - check the last visitor - guess who the last visitor is on my profile page.
His newest incarnation this week:♫♫♫♫♫♫Comment
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
But Foxcatcher though, he nailed it on that one..Comment
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
Halfway through this, epic trainwreck. I am not looking forward to Tatum as Gambit.
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Comment
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Re: Jupiter Ascending [2014]
You know it's ironic that the one role of his that jumped immediately to mind when I saw Jupiter Ascending was his role as the geeky inadequate piss-in-my-pants son he played in The Good Shepherd and to see him as some intergalactic wealthy warlord butchering his way to more wealth was even more stomach churning for meLast edited by Kamal; May 19, 2015, 11:31:47 AM.www.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlGuys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for meComment
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Score so far: Owned ZoverTard 8 times - twice in one week! Twice more in same weekend.
More than six months later - he's still pissed LOL - check the last visitor - guess who the last visitor is on my profile page.
His newest incarnation this week:♫♫♫♫♫♫Comment
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