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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    Burger King

    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    Re: Burger King

    doruinck?

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    • Morgan
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2234

      #3
      Re: Burger King

      or caned?
      "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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      • rewing3
        I really don't care
        • Jun 2004
        • 5504

        #4
        Re: Burger King

        That is so bad. Let only burger king is nasty.
        Common Sense is not Common at all.

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        • Pataky P
          asdf_imo
          • Jun 2004
          • 1966

          #5
          Re: Burger King

          I like Burger King(food)
          Great photo!!!

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          • AffirmativeReaction
            Fresh Peossy
            • Mar 2005
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Burger King

            The Whopper is good.

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            • Kamal
              Administrator
              • May 2002
              • 28835

              #7
              Re: Burger King

              Originally posted by AffirmativeReaction
              The Whopper is good.


              -e-
              www.mjwebhosting.com

              Jib says:
              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
              Originally posted by ace_dl
              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #8
                Re: Burger King


                Your avatar rocks dude

                :ROFLMAO:

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                • peloquin
                  Till I Come!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8643

                  #9
                  Re: Burger King

                  good photo... i dont get it, but its amusing

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                  • greg07
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 462

                    #10
                    Hungry Jack's
                    "Love your girl and she will fuck ya ... fuck your girl and she will love ya!"

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                    • djrichwoods
                      Addiction started
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 263

                      #11
                      Re: Burger King

                      Those commercials are creepy...

                      It's like what fucking Chucky will grow up looking like...



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                      • maddlingo
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1035

                        #12
                        Re: Burger King

                        Those commercials are a little creepy. I mean if I saw a guy in a big stupid king outfit handing me some omelette sandwich from outside my bedroom window, I'd have to whip his ass IMO.
                        "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8643

                          #13
                          Re: Burger King

                          whats the deal with the "where is your god now" ? is that just to emphasive creepiness? i havent seen the commercials

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                          • djrichwoods
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 263

                            #14
                            Re: Burger King

                            Originally posted by maddlingo
                            Those commercials are a little creepy. I mean if I saw a guy in a big stupid king outfit handing me some omelette sandwich from outside my bedroom window, I'd have to whip his ass IMO.
                            They should make "what really happened" commercials for these... like the guy in the bed wakes up and sees that freaky bastard lying there beside him, he'd take a baseball bat and start wailing away.

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                            • MJDub
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2765

                              #15
                              Re: Burger King

                              Originally posted by peloquin
                              whats the deal with the "where is your god now" ? is that just to emphasive creepiness?
                              That is my interpretation.


                              The commercials are slightly disturbing.
                              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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