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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    Kingsman [2014]



    This looks fun. Colin Firth, Caine, Jackson; and some kid.

    (I read the comic.)

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • Illuminate
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Aug 2009
    • 5152

    #2
    Re: Kingsman [2014]

    I hope its not another tinker tailor...

    Wait till the post cinema release for this.

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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20895

      #3
      Re: Kingsman [2014]

      I think this will be far from Tinker Tailor. You didn't like it?

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • Illuminate
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Aug 2009
        • 5152

        #4
        Re: Kingsman [2014]

        I didn't mind it. but it just dragged on...

        Will check this out if I get some time.

        The One contains the Many, and the Many contains the One:
        Sbando
        - You Will Be Missed.

        "Mankind has the propensity to fuck itself up on anything it lays its hands on."
        Feather

        "Who moderates this forum and makes these decisions? Stevie Wonder?"
        Bob
        "i'd give her a muscle she doesn't have "
        the banned1

        "I love you Illuminate... that's divine/creator/God in me loving the origin of you."
        KiwiTollway



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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20895

          #5
          Re: Kingsman [2014]


          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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          • feather
            Shanghai ooompa loompa
            • Jul 2004
            • 20895

            #6
            Re: Kingsman [2014]

            This was a fun movie. Colin Firth rocked, Samuel L Jackson didn't look too outta place for a change. Unfortunately the kid felt too young.

            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

            Originally posted by Hoff
            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • dusk
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 7266

              #7
              Re: Kingsman [2014]

              Gonna check it out this weekend. Had seen the trailer quite a while back at the movies and I loved it.

              Never heard of Tinker Tailor...
              ~ You are what you think you are ~


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              • feather
                Shanghai ooompa loompa
                • Jul 2004
                • 20895

                #8
                Re: Kingsman [2014]

                Gary Oldman is great in Tinker, but it's a very very very slow movie.

                i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                Originally posted by Hoff
                a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                • el presidente Highsteppa
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1332

                  #9
                  Re: Kingsman [2014]

                  Saw it last weekend, and kind of enjoyed it in a very brain candyish way.

                  It's a nice tribute to the sillier Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan era James Bond in the sense that the world domination plot is ridiculously over the top, but being fully self aware of it's nature. It's both a tribute and a satire at the same time, with some nice, charismatic performances from Colin Firth, Taron Egerton (who is a real discovery) and Mark Strong. Samuel L. Jackson has lots of fun riffing on your archtypical Bond villain, giving him a lisp and a running joke about his aversion to blood.

                  The feel of it is familiar, which is not surprising since the guy who came up with the idea is former comic book writer turned Hollywood idea man Mark Millar, and it's directed by Matthew Vaughn (who, incidentally, directed two of Mark Millar's other ideas turned into movies). It has the hyper violent nature of Kick Ass (conceived by Millar, directed by Vaughn) and the world building of Wanted (also originally conceived by Millar), but with a more "gentlemanly" refinement to it (but still not above a bit of vulgarity here and there).

                  It's not a bad movie, just a movie that probably won't linger too long in your mind a month or two after you've seen it. I was amused for the most part, but it's nothing more than a fun time waster. I have to say though that it does feel like a step backwards for Vaughn - he's done some incredibly well done films like Layer Cake and X-Men: First Class. I kept feeling like he could have done more, but it felt a bit like he was coasting.
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