Two Timing Creep
> Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
> dinner,
> Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
> accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders
> into the
> garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have
> passed.
>
> After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and
> asks,
> "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
>
> She asks, "What?"
>
> "SEX!" he replies.
>
> Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a
> gun
> to your head!"
>
> "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
> it
> for a while."
>
> "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes
his
> manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly
> each
> night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold
> Harold's manhood.
>
> Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
> Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She
> walked
> around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool
> with
> another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
> Furious, Mildred
> yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't
have?"
>
> Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"
> Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
> dinner,
> Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
> accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders
> into the
> garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have
> passed.
>
> After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and
> asks,
> "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
>
> She asks, "What?"
>
> "SEX!" he replies.
>
> Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a
> gun
> to your head!"
>
> "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
> it
> for a while."
>
> "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes
his
> manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly
> each
> night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold
> Harold's manhood.
>
> Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
> Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She
> walked
> around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool
> with
> another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
> Furious, Mildred
> yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't
have?"
>
> Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"
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