The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895
    #1

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies



    Woo hoo!

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • Haziel
      Likes a finger upthere
      • Jan 2007
      • 3195
      #2
      Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

      All I'm going to say is that I'm glad that is finally over, hey peter please don't make "the silmarilion" …. thats all.

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        • floridaorange
          I'm merely a humble butler
          • Dec 2005
          • 29116
          #3
          Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

          That bad huh

          It was fun while it lasted...

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            • Haziel
              Likes a finger upthere
              • Jan 2007
              • 3195
              #4
              Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

              Originally posted by floridaorange
              That bad huh
              I think somewhere along the line Jackson lost his visual imagination which was mind blowing on the first trilogy.

              Out of the three from this last trilogy an "Unexpected journey" would be the best or the least worst for that matter, it reflected a really mature director and a evolution of his whole wingnut crew...claps for that, but the "desolation of smaug" and "the battle of the five armies" has got to be the worst formulaic cheesee blockbuster movies that I've seen in a while only comparable to transformers and planet of the apes, I slept very painfully through these whole 2 exhausting hobbit movies.

              In a way I knew it was going to be like this, the premise of over stretching a very thin book for 3 overextended movies…placed jackson in a position of applying overdone formulas to keep the movie going. I give this movie 2 stars out of 5.

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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20895
                  #5
                  Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

                  Reviews for this have been pretty bad.

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • ddr
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 7006
                      #6
                      Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

                      think i am going to pass on this one.

                      i didnt really like more than half of Return of the King and the Hobbit series certainly has not been any better.

                      why couldnt they make this in a single 3-hour movie? oh well.
                      "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                        • floridaorange
                          I'm merely a humble butler
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 29116
                          #7
                          Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

                          Originally posted by ddr

                          why couldnt they make this in a single 3-hour movie? oh well.
                          Finale Nears $600 Million at Global Box Office | Variety

                          It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • feather
                              Shanghai ooompa loompa
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 20895
                              #8
                              Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

                              Wow this shouldn't have been split into two. This part picks up right after the previous but amazingly with all that bloat it still can't construct a coherent narrative. There were scenes that didn't seem to connect, random people walking into scenes, and a random army joining the battle (despite the raven carrying the message from Erebor and returning moments before). Had maintain hopes despite the reviews online, I enjoyed parts 1 and 2, this was a disappointing mess.

                              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                              Originally posted by Hoff
                              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                • go0gle
                                  Platinum Poster
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 1543
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

                                  Couldn't even finish it..

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                                    • OkiDokie
                                      Addiction started
                                      • Dec 2010
                                      • 274
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

                                      Horrible trilogy. I enjoyed the first part, but half way through the second one I knew it was going to end badly, and I wasn't wrong.

                                      I feel like Peter Jackson tried to bring back the glory of The Lord of the Rings, but failed miserably.

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