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  • Jenks
    I'm kind of a big deal.
    • Jun 2004
    • 10250

    hahahahahahaha

    PARIS (Reuters) - A Norwegian man died parachuting off the Eiffel Tower after his parachute became tangled up in the metal structure, a French police source said on Tuesday.

    The 31-year-old jumped off the second floor of the structure on Monday night, planning to descend safely to the ground. But his equipment became caught in the monument and he landed on the floor below.

    "The jump didn't happen quite as he wanted," the police source said. "He died on impact."

    no shit!
  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    #2
    Re: hahahahahahaha

    who was the police source? Captain Obvious.. fucking idiot IMO

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    • rewing3
      I really don't care
      • Jun 2004
      • 5504

      #3
      Re: hahahahahahaha

      "The jump didn't happen quite as he wanted," the police source said. "He died on impact."

      ^ This cop has to be the dumbiest cop ever.
      Common Sense is not Common at all.

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #4
        Re: hahahahahahaha

        the dumbIest?

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          Re: hahahahahahaha

          dumb yeast

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            #6
            Re: hahahahahahaha

            A cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese.
            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • being clever
              Getting Somewhere
              • Sep 2004
              • 160

              #7
              Re: hahahahahahaha

              "some people think cucumbers taste better pickled." - Chappelle
              "He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time."

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              • shosh
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4668

                #8
                Re: hahahahahahaha

                sometimes people plan on their parachutes getting tangled up so they can end up like a puddle of blood and brains

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                • rewing3
                  I really don't care
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5504

                  #9
                  Re: hahahahahahaha

                  Originally posted by shosh
                  sometimes people plan on their parachutes getting tangled up so they can end up like a puddle of blood and brains
                  That is so wrong. But still funny.
                  Common Sense is not Common at all.

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