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  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    Pet Centipede

    This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box,
    "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
    But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
    "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
    situation. He decided to ask him one more time, this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
    shouting,
    "Hey you in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"


    Then a little voice came out of the box:...........





    "I heard you the first time shit for brains! I'm just putting my fucking shoes on."
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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #2
    Re: Pet Centipede

    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • audiotherapy
      Addiction started
      • Jun 2004
      • 267

      #3
      Re: Pet Centipede

      2/10

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      • BSully828
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1221

        #4
        Re: Pet Centipede

        Hell, I thought that was great!
        Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
        a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11411

          #5
          Re: Pet Centipede

          Originally posted by BSully828
          Hell, I thought that was great!
          See MJ, I told you that there are people that like you.
          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Re: Pet Centipede

            I thought it was funny

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11411

              #7
              Re: Pet Centipede

              ^ Must be a Brit thing.
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #8
                Re: Pet Centipede

                Let folks that enjoy it enjoy it Ska and take you`re miserable yanky ass elswhere please.
                mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                Silentium est aureum

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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11411

                  #9
                  Re: Pet Centipede

                  Originally posted by MusicalJourney
                  Let folks that enjoy it enjoy it Ska and take you`re miserable yanky ass elswhere please.
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                  • Garrick
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6764

                    #10
                    Re: Pet Centipede

                    mucho gusto...
                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                    • asdf_admin
                      i use to be important
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12798

                      #11
                      Re: Pet Centipede

                      haha. i like it MJ. are you coming over tonight? I owe you one.
                      dead, yet alive.

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                      • maddlingo
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1035

                        #12
                        Re: Pet Centipede

                        "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                        • demonAfro
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3488

                          #13
                          Re: Pet Centipede

                          Why wouldn't he respond the first time. I'd just go for a beer without him. Lame

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                          • umlaut
                            Getting warmed up
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 92

                            #14
                            Re: Pet Centipede

                            i thought it was funny
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                            ThOu ShaLL Not LiStEn To BaD MusIk
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                            • MJ
                              Here since 2002
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6560

                              #15
                              Re: Pet Centipede

                              Originally posted by demonAfro
                              Why wouldn't he respond the first time. I'd just go for a beer without him. Lame
                              Pff, your sig says it all.
                              mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                              Silentium est aureum

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