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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    Screw you, I quit!

    Just got this in my inbox. See you guys on St. Barts.

    From: ********************@*******.com
    Subject: Award Notification/Final Notice
    Date: 5/26/2005 1:16pm

    FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
    INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARDS DEPARTMENT
    BONO INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY

    REF N?: ESS/3351255002/04
    BATCH N?:15/1115/2PD

    RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE

    We are pleased to inform you of the result of the BONO INTERNATIONAL
    LOTTERY PROGRAM which was held on the 1st Feb, 2005. Due to mix up of names,the
    results were finally released on 30TH March, 2005.
    Your name attached to a ticket number 025-22354982-630 with serial
    number 2225-05 drew the lucky numbers 2-10-20-30-33-55 which
    consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been
    approved for a lump sum payout of US$1.9M (One Million Nine Hundred Thousand
    US Dollars)in cash credited to the file reference number:ESS/3351255002/04.This
    is from a total cash price of US$22,500,000.00 (Twenty Two Million Five Hundred
    Thousand US Dollars) shared among fifteen (15) international winners in this
    grand category.
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    Your funds is now deposited in a suspense account with our paying Bank ininsured
    to your name. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that
    you keep this award from public notice until your claims has been processed
    and your money remitted to your nominated bank account as this is part of
    our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage
    of this program by the general public.

    All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
    2,500,000:00 names and E-mail addresses from Asia, Australia, NewZealand,Europe
    and North America as part of our international promotions program which we
    conduct twice every year. We hope that with part of your prize,you will part-take
    in our summer (mid-year) high stake promotions agenda of $1,3BILLION international
    lottery.

    To claim your Prize, you are advice to contact the appionted Agent with your
    Full Name , Home and Office Tel & Fax Number, Mobile Tel Number and also
    Home & Office Address for the processing of your claims
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    MR.Gramajo Fernandez.
    E-mail: ****************@********.net
    Tel: +34-***-***-***
    Fax: 34-*********
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    For processing and remittance of your prize funds into your designated bank
    account. Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than 6th June2005.
    After this date all funds will be returned as unclaimed for the next sweepstake.
    In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please endeavor to
    quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with us or
    your claims agent. Furthermore,should there be any change in your address,
    do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

    Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks for being
    part of our promotions program.

    Best Regards

    MRS. Sonia San
    (CLAIMS CO-ORDINATOR)
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    Re: Screw you, I quit!

    take me with you!

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    • ecpolonyc
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 546

      #3
      Re: Screw you, I quit!

      Take us all with you. A little MN gathering.
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      • LV-8
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1167

        #4
        Re: Screw you, I quit!

        I got the same from a man named Undoogooo from Angola.

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        • demonAfro
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 3488

          #5
          Re: Screw you, I quit!

          Originally posted by E-Mail
          we advice that you keep this award from public notice until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account
          But now you told everyone they probably won't give you any money.

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          • skahound
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • Jun 2004
            • 11411

            #6
            Re: Screw you, I quit!

            Doh!
            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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            • palmer
              Retired or Simply Important
              • Jun 2004
              • 5383

              #7
              Re: Screw you, I quit!

              You guys need to fuck with them.

              There is a group of people that lead these people along for months and make them wish they never pulled the scam.
              todayistomorrow
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              • evangelion
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1999

                #8
                Re: Screw you, I quit!

                ^^^ I know someone who did that and screwed these people over good. Got 'em right back at their own game. Let's do it...I haven't fucked with anyone in a while.

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                • shosh
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4668

                  #9
                  Re: Screw you, I quit!

                  I want to play too

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #10
                    Re: Screw you, I quit!

                    Originally posted by palmer
                    You guys need to fuck with them.

                    There is a group of people that lead these people along for months and make them wish they never pulled the scam.
                    I actually did that a few months ago. They asked for my phone number and I gave them the number to the FBI Field Office in Atlanta. They actually had the juevos to write me back and tell me that they called the number "but it happened to be the FBI" and to please provide them with another number to contact me.
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • Troklo
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2012

                      #11
                      Re: Screw you, I quit!

                      :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
                      Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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                      • FM
                        Wooooooo!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5361

                        #12
                        Re: Screw you, I quit!

                        that's when you move on to the CIA...
                        FM

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                        • miketpoto
                          Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 4223

                          #13
                          Re: Screw you, I quit!

                          forward them gay porn. Lots and lots of gay porn. Pillow biting, hiney Pilot, graphic porn.


                          man on man action tends to upset some people greatly, harness that power to bother the lotto liars

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                          • rewing3
                            I really don't care
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5504

                            #14
                            Re: Screw you, I quit!

                            Be careful ska. This sounds to much like a scam to me. But hopefully its not and you do when that money.
                            Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                            • DocWashburn
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 113

                              #15
                              Re: Screw you, I quit!

                              Originally posted by rewing3
                              Be careful ska. This sounds to much like a scam to me. But hopefully its not and you do when that money.
                              You have to be kidding ...

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