Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

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  • supaz
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1493

    #46
    Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

    Originally posted by Alpinevpr
    I would hate to be stuck in a lift with my friends fianc?e. Well, actually it wouldn't be too bad. I hate her, so I would probably take out my knife, slit her throat and watch her die. Hear her gargle on her own blood, begging and pleading for her life but just sit there and watch the life flow out of her.

    Now we're potential witnesses...

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    • day_for_night
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4127

      #47
      Originally posted by Encryption
      can I include a second one ?? I'd HATE to be stuck in an elevator with day_for_night and Chem ..... MAYHEM :ROFLMAO:


      -e-
      indeed.

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      • thezzapper
        Gold Gabber
        • Jun 2004
        • 813

        #48
        Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

        sandra collins after a week-long alcoholic binge...
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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #49
          ^ sandra collins, period.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • chemicalbeavis
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 3607

            #50
            Originally posted by day_for_night
            Originally posted by Encryption
            can I include a second one ?? I'd HATE to be stuck in an elevator with day_for_night and Chem ..... MAYHEM :ROFLMAO:


            -e-
            indeed.

            would be for you sporto!

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            • Kamal
              Administrator
              • May 2002
              • 28835

              #51
              hushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
              www.mjwebhosting.com

              Jib says:
              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
              Originally posted by ace_dl
              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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              • chemicalbeavis
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 3607

                #52
                Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

                sorry

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                • Northern Exposed
                  Getting Somewhere
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 164

                  #53
                  Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

                  Originally posted by Alpinevpr
                  I would hate to be stuck in a lift with my friends fianc?e. Well, actually it wouldn't be too bad. I hate her, so I would probably take out my knife, slit her throat and watch her die. Hear her gargle on her own blood, begging and pleading for her life but just sit there and watch the life flow out of her.
                  I also know this fianc?e. I have a much simpler (and less bloody) desire. I'd wait till she falls asleep and then apply my testicles to her forehead and then slap the bitch awake.
                  I ain't no damn noobie. Bitch.

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                  • Northern Exposed
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 164

                    #54
                    Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

                    Originally posted by cltbdcentersnare
                    Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, need I say more
                    You've missed the silver lining. It would be immensely fun to be stuck with them. I'm simply fashion a stabbing device and then shank his ass, then slap Britney around and go "balls deep" on her.
                    I ain't no damn noobie. Bitch.

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