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Fuck it. I'm drunk!
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0Fuck it, let'em swim (They do it on Fear Factor)0%0Fish'em out first0%0The drink's bad (Throw it out!)0%0
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Get 'em out and drink it. You have an immune system.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl." -
i'd hardly call fruit flies a fear factor-worthy episode, you drunk fuck! try putting dead cow carcass in your drink... :P
i'd still fish em out. they don't taste like fruit, as their title suggests.Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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your drink definitely isn't ruined. fish that shit out or move it to the edge of the glass, and drink up that whiskeyComment
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chances are if he is still drinking, he's probably pretty hammered by now and fruit flies should be the least of his worries.
Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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Re: So Crown Royale & Sprite evidently attracts fruit flys.
two questions:
a. why do have fruit flies?
b. how long was that drink sitting around?dead, yet alive.Comment
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Re: So Crown Royale & Sprite evidently attracts fruit flys.
Be a man, finish the drink with the fruit flies in it: they make for good prote?n...Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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are they fornicating? if there's one thing worse than two fruit flies in your drink, it's two fruit flies in your drink doing the reverse cowgirlComment
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mental image is hilarious. that ain't ice melting... that's fruit fly spooge!Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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Fish 'em out and drank that damn thing. You will be alright. Pitching it is not a option if you ask me. It is not like a bird shit in your cup or anything.Common Sense is not Common at all.Comment
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Re: So Crown Royale & Sprite evidently attracts fruit flys.
"you are what you eat"dead, yet alive.Comment
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Originally posted by Garrick^
mental image is hilarious. that ain't ice melting... that's fruit fly spooge!
Can you see that little white cloud dispersing through the whiskey...
Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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Re: So Crown Royale & Sprite evidently attracts fruit flys.
Fish em out and finish off the drink, just remember to drink faster when you get the next oneComment
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Thats a sign you need to find a new bar to drink in!!!Comment
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Re: So Crown Royale & Sprite evidently attracts fruit flys.
that is a cop. and he has tears. thank you.
dead, yet alive.Comment
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