"I'd rather chill in this thread": why nonsense don't go away

[darkabeatz]

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[evangelion]

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Wrong.....but extremely funny

[shan]

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to
enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person
one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The

second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but
when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts
laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will
be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

[Kamal]

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On the same lines...

20 Frogs die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates, they Meet St. Paul who tells them that he will ask them each a question and they must answer truthfully, only then will the Pearly Gates open automatically and will they be allowed inside.

So he walks up to the first frog and asks, "what have you been doing all your life" to which Frog #1 replies, "oh nothing much, just jumping in and out of puddles" .... and lo behold the Pearly Gates open up.

St. Paul then walks up to the second frog and asks, "so what have you been doing all your life" to which Frog #2 replies, "oh nothing much, just jumping in and out of puddles" .... and lo behold the Pearly Gates open up again.

He then walks upto the third frog and asks, "and what have you been doing all your life" to which Frog #3 replies, "oh nothing much, just jumping in and out of puddles" .... and lo behold once more, the Pearly Gates open up.

This goes on all the way up to the 19th frog and St. Paul gets bored of asking the same question over and over. He decided to change the question and asks, "So whats' your name"..... and the Frog replies, "Puddles".... and the pearly gates open up

[Yao]

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"No you stupid dog, you're supposed to bite her, not nibble her ear!!"

[Corven]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[BSully828]

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This could keep me occupied for hours

[thesightless]

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[TomTom]

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^^ this is just scratching the Surface, man.

[darkabeatz]

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[picklemonkey]

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[darkabeatz]

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^^ Hahahah, more snow men pics. i love those.