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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl." -
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HCwDB of the Month
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #1: The Flame Broiler
F.B.B. and Candy Girl are classic girl-next-door and Orange can of Ass Soda.
And you don't want to crack a can of Ass Soda. Unless it's with a stick. To the flame broiled fast food hair.
Sure, she's a tad too thin, and he's more KFC than Whopperbag.
But together, they form the unholy dialectics that Jacques Derrida describes as "The WTF principle."
Also factor in the camo t-shirt, excessive bling and the rare "matching wristdanna" combo, and this couple is all sorts of deserving wrongness.
Not sure what's up with the 40s of Colt 45, though.
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HCwDB of the Month Finalist #2: Crimson Ted
As Denzel Washington said in the movie version of "Crimson Ted": In my humble opinion, in the non-douchular world, the true enemy is fake-tanning itself.
Yes.
Yes it is, Denzel.
Boozy blonde models and a series of Crimson Ted pics make his entry into the pantheon a worthwhile attempt indeed.
The "point." The black sweater-vest. And his other appearances here, here, here and here.
All lead to a worthy HCwDB smackfest.
And yes, I see all four of your legs, bottle blondes. I would gnaw like chicken bone.
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HCwDB of the Month Finalist #3: Rusty the Frill Necked Lizard
Rusty is the classic Vegas Specatcle.
The dude who can't decide what form of punk aesthetic he wants to coopt, so he coopts them all in some hazy mish-mash of signification.
Stupid levitating glasses.
Punchy douche-face.
And the Bleethed out, skinny, Vegas Trampy Hott on his arm.
She is Lotus Flower.
He is Dragonbag.
Together, they make tight pants.
HCwDB of the Month Finalist #4: 2009: An Orange Odyssey, aka Orange Jeter and Cynthia
For classic Jerz Scrote and sexy tiny dancer hott, Orange Jeter and Cynthia prove that 2009 is the "Year of the Orange."
Casually flipping off the camera with hoodie pulled high, O.J. makes me want to kick the crap out of at least two of the Golden Girls.
Because Betty White needs a serious ass kicking.
Cynthia makes me dream of blue birds, sunrises and boobie suckle, in spite of her double hand gesture.
And O.J. needs Martha Dunstock to sit on his head until Big Fun plays the prom.
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W. T. F.
# posted by
Dr. Douchebag : 7:00 AM
Looks like he works out and greases up his face muscles too!
# posted by
Douchebag Darrel : 7:01 AM
That is a giant backwards step in human evolution, ladies and gentleman I give you cro-douchebaggus
# posted by Anonymous : 7:03 AM
this isnt human
# posted by Anonymous : 7:05 AM
let the Great White concert jokes begin.
# posted by Anonymous : 7:05 AM
It's Mr Hanky on his summer break.
# posted by El-douche-orado : 7:05 AM
More like a turd on steroids.
# posted by The : 7:07 AM
He looks like a 7-11 hot dog after a few weeks in the rollers. She looks like David Spade with abs. I think my appendix just burst.
# posted by Dimples : 7:08 AM
What the hell is going on with this dude's face? Does he have a mustache? Did he cut into his cheeks like The Joker?
I'm going to go curl up under my desk in a pool of my own vomit and urine now. And not in the sexy way, either.
# posted by Mr. White : 7:09 AM
this is the most disturbing picture i have EVER seen on this glorious website.
it's frightening and deeply disturbing on so many levels.
please DB1, for the love of god, make the next post a couple of hott lesbians tongue-wrestling.
i have to go wash out my eyes.
# posted by pfah : 7:12 AM
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! The first pic that pops up on the DListed link is Criss Angel!!! We all should have stayed in bed.
# posted by Bag A : 7:12 AM
Will one of the regs please pretend to be this pile of greasy shit and ask DB1 to take down the pic?!
...for the love of GOD!
p.s. they are both men.
# posted by scumbag619 : 7:15 AM
After taking a shower in motor oil, Rory likes to rip the sleeves off his golf shirts and frost his hair with Kimmee, the ablino-faced rubbery St. Bernard chew toy.
# posted by plinky : 7:15 AM
i...uh..
umm...hmmm
# posted by bcs : 7:16 AM
Don't cave in to pressue DB1, you know this is a great picture for mocking. DO.NOT.TAKE.IT.DOWN!
# posted by plinky : 7:17 AM
ohhhhh the douche-manity! i may pry my eyes out with a letter opener now. Thanks DB1
# posted by Anonymous : 7:17 AM
This guy truly does live in my butthole. Just look how excited he is to get out for a little while and mingle
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He looks like a 7-11 hot dog after a few weeks in the rollers. She looks like David Spade with abs. I think my appendix just burst.
# posted by Dimples : 7:08 AM
p.s. they are both men.
# posted by scumbag619 : 7:15 AM 
my eyes are watering
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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....
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Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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