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....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.Comment
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old news^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Comment
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Originally posted by hulkhussthat is a little big for a gerbal...
ok I am lost then....cause this is the pic I thought we were talking about and this is a Guinea Pig
Originally posted by Hos
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thanks to breakitdown via bedrock.
your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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my dick is its own superhero.Comment
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Ok, I'm all for some internet silliness (I've got to have at least 200 posts in this thread, fer christ's sake), but what is with this Chuck Norris shit?? My friend was going off on it last night. Some of it is funny, yes, but.....WTF???
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.Comment
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dont question chuck norris, for your own sakeOriginally posted by evangelionComment
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Originally posted by DancingQueen my comment was a joke about people who use a gerbals to burrow in their behind... (for example richard gere)
saying that would be a big gerbal
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lemmiwinksOriginally posted by hulkhuss my comment was a joke about people who use a gerbals to burrow in their behind... (for example richard gere)
saying that would be a big gerbalComment
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I haven't even posted this pic and I'm laughing
[compose yourself Hos]black is the new black www.mercuryserver.comComment
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"pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" JamesComment
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