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  • max
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4864

    Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

    i dont think he pays for a coffee..




    ...and yes, its a repost^^

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

      ^I think simon meant "40oz."


      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • i!!ustrious
        I got some N64 Games Yo!!
        • Mar 2008
        • 12308

        Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

        singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby thats all we need. we can go to the park, pat
        the dog, smoke that tumble weed. as the marijuana burns we can take our turn,
        singing them dirty rap songs. stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong, and
        sell takes from here to hong kong

        (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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        • tiddles
          Encryption, Jr.
          • Jun 2004
          • 6861

          Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

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          • tiddles
            Encryption, Jr.
            • Jun 2004
            • 6861

            Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

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            • max
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 4864

              Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures





              ...and yes, its a repost^^

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              • max
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 4864

                Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                ...and yes, its a repost^^

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                • srbbnd
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1088

                  Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                  Diary of a Dog - Diary of a Cat

                  EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

                  Day number 180
                  8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
                  9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
                  10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
                  11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
                  1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
                  4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
                  5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

                  Day number 181
                  8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
                  9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
                  10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
                  11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
                  1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
                  4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
                  5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

                  Day number 182
                  8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
                  9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
                  9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

                  EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

                  DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

                  DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

                  DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

                  DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

                  DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

                  DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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                  • i!!ustrious
                    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 12308

                    Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                    Originally posted by max

                    this one's been reposted quite a bit
                    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                    • i!!ustrious
                      I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 12308

                      Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                      Originally posted by tiddles
                      !!!!!!
                      (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                      • diegoff
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3864

                        Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                        Originally posted by max


                        beautiful fake plastic tits!
                        It´s a spiritual thing!

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                        Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                        May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                        • Kamal
                          Administrator
                          • May 2002
                          • 28835

                          Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                          This is a space photo of Sydne's recent dust-storm



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                          Jib says:
                          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                          Originally posted by ace_dl
                          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                            www.mjwebhosting.com

                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • Kamal
                              Administrator
                              • May 2002
                              • 28835

                              Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                              www.mjwebhosting.com

                              Jib says:
                              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                              Originally posted by ace_dl
                              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                              • Kamal
                                Administrator
                                • May 2002
                                • 28835

                                Re: a plethora of reposts and pretty pictures

                                www.mjwebhosting.com

                                Jib says:
                                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                Originally posted by ace_dl
                                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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