"I'd rather chill in this thread": why nonsense don't go away

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  • res0nat0r
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • May 2006
    • 14475

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    • Micko
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Oct 2004
      • 8073

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      Originally posted by bobjuice


      This would be the best $6000 you'd ever spend.



      These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.
      The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% of the human skin.






      It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day.
      Completely adjustable to any position you want.
      There are 100 sensors spread around the body.

      There are 30 sensors on the private parts.

      Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.
      On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently
      in your ears.








      Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16
      commands that are extremely personal up to two metres away from her
      ears.
      When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she
      emits light moans of stimulation.
      Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.
      Most important, she has a voice password which should be protected
      from disclosure.
      Principal characteristics:
      She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral);

      She can move her head in any direction you choose.
      Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following:




      • SIZE

      • HEIGHT

      • SKIN COLOUR

      • EYES COLOUR

      • HAIR COLOUR

      • PUBIC HAIR COLOUR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.


      NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

      ADVANTAGES:




      • She does not speak;
      • She does not get fat;
      • She never has periods;
      • She does not pass gas;
      • She never goes shopping;
      • She does not get pregnant;
      • She does not have a mother;
      • She never ever gets headaches;
      • She does not go to the hairdresser;
      • She does not watch soaps, Oprah or the Shopping Channel;
      • She does not care what we watch on TV;
      • She does not frequent Internet chat rooms;
      • She will never get elderly human physical attributes;
      • She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman;
      • She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you

      return


      Only $6,000.00







































      Beats the hell out of Barbie!
      Brilliant

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      • Corven
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4080

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        I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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        • nick007
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Oct 2007
          • 6095

          Re: The fatal error of a mercuryserver post


          The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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          • res0nat0r
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • May 2006
            • 14475

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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29114

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              It was fun while it lasted...

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              • floridaorange
                I'm merely a humble butler
                • Dec 2005
                • 29114

                Re: The fatal error of a mercuryserver post


                It was fun while it lasted...

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                • floridaorange
                  I'm merely a humble butler
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 29114

                  Re: The fatal error of a mercuryserver post


                  It was fun while it lasted...

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                  • floridaorange
                    I'm merely a humble butler
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 29114

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                    It was fun while it lasted...

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                    • bobjuice
                      Banned
                      • May 2008
                      • 4894

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                      reminds me a bit of paris hilton, only less plastic looking.

                      i think it'd be a scream to take one to the pub with you and sit next to it all night to see the look on people's faces
                      walking her home could be funny too

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                      • Corven
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4080

                        Re: The fatal error of a mercuryserver post

                        I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                        • Corven
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4080

                          Re: The fatal error of a mercuryserver post

                          I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                          • demonAfro
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3488

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                            • demonAfro
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 3488

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                              • nick007
                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 6095

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                                The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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