"I'd rather chill in this thread": why nonsense don't go away

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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835

      Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

      www.mjwebhosting.com

      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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      • MJDub
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 2765

        Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

        Looks like Kamal is having a slow day at work, too.


        This looks like Sasha! With Spanky the Red Monkey!
        http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18923

          Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

          ^ i know him!!!!

          its a guy i went to school and college with.

          gay guy, which would explain the large green penis being ridden by a red butt monkey

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

            ^^^
            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • threehills
              I heart Lollergirl
              • Jun 2005
              • 3641

              Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

              It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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              • DancingQueen
                AVB FanClub | President
                • Oct 2005
                • 4061

                Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                hahha I couldn't resist posting this...

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                RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                • Corven
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4080

                  Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                  I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                  • onlyaura
                    Fresh Peossy
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 18

                    Re: Nonsense Thread

                    Originally posted by picklemonkey
                    That's just plain mean! (sorry, I'm thrilled to have 'wormsign' on my driveway in the morning if they aren't eating my flowers!)

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                    • picklemonkey
                      Double hoodie beer monster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 15373

                      Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                      I still laugh at that today as hard as I did last year

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                      • MJDub
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2765

                        Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                        Taken from: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2096009

                        That's a Google employee.
                        http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                        • beanzncheez
                          Banned
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4442

                          Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                          Originally posted by MJDub
                          This looks like Sasha! With Spanky the Red Monkey!
                          There's no way that looks like Sasha. This kid has way too much hair on his head.

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                          • MJDub
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2765

                            Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                            Let's just say it's Sasha about 20 years ago with a red monkey and a giant green penis.
                            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                            • beanzncheez
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4442

                              Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                              Let's just say that you finally make your parents proud and kill yourself.

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                              • KinKyJ
                                Platinum Poser
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 13438

                                Re: Nonsense Thread - NSFW

                                Originally posted by DancingQueen
                                hahha I couldn't resist posting this...

                                LMAO, where did ya get that from? Chris' side of the bed?

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