"I'd rather chill in this thread": why nonsense don't go away

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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense


    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

      Originally posted by clintlove
      A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jennie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and they can ride their bikes there.

      Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

      Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

      Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice boobs and wore tight pants.

      Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good and fish is good for your cholesterol.

      Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

      Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

      Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

      None of them wanted to admit that they simply enjoyed the view of the Ocean

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • floridaorange
        I'm merely a humble butler
        • Dec 2005
        • 29116

        Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense


        It was fun while it lasted...

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        • anas
          Addiction started
          • Jun 2010
          • 437

          Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense



          lmaoo that's hilarious

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          • floridaorange
            I'm merely a humble butler
            • Dec 2005
            • 29116

            Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

            what do you think? Mushrooms?

            It was fun while it lasted...

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            • ati
              Gold Gabber
              • Oct 2008
              • 700

              Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

              Or attention seeking? My experience is that girls like to act a lot when it comes to alcohol or drugs.

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              • unkle
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Mar 2007
                • 10174

                Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

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                • floridaorange
                  I'm merely a humble butler
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 29116

                  Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

                  Originally posted by ati
                  Or attention seeking? My experience is that girls like to act a lot when it comes to alcohol or drugs.
                  This chick took attention seeking to a whole other level.

                  It was fun while it lasted...

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                  • Corven
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4080

                    Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

                    Originally posted by clintlove
                    A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jennie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and they can ride their bikes there.

                    Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

                    Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

                    Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice boobs and wore tight pants.

                    Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good and fish is good for your cholesterol.

                    Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

                    Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

                    Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
                    it probably took them 70 years of talking about going to the restaurant without actually stepping into the restaurant itself but 70 years is a nice long friendship to have even marriages don't last that long these days
                    I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                    • unkle
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 10174

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                      • MJDub
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2765

                        Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

                        http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                        • anas
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 437

                          Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

                          Originally posted by floridaorange
                          This chick took attention seeking to a whole other level.
                          I agree, either she was seeking attention or she took some hard stuff (most likely her first time)... she went way toooo far!

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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29116

                            Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

                            Originally posted by MJDub

                            this gif is always good for a laugh

                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • MJDub
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2765

                              Re: Drool --------- the... new....nonsense

                              Originally posted by floridaorange
                              this gif is always good for a laugh
                              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                              • unkle
                                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 10174

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