"I'd rather chill in this thread": why nonsense don't go away

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  • doobie581
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jun 2004
    • 221

    Re: Nonsense Thread

    ". . . Could it be that you would understand this beat to which we dance, more clearly had you been given the chance. So as you struggle to find the feel with your feet, ask yourself can you dance to my beat."

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      Re: Nonsense Thread



      this was bound to happen, at least they cant blame americans though.

      wtf. :P
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
      download that. deep shit listed there

      my dick is its own superhero.

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      • picklemonkey
        Double hoodie beer monster
        • Jun 2004
        • 15373

        ^ http://www.mercurynation.com/forums/...85&start=3





        racism.

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          steroetypes are true. otherwise they'd be fibs.

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373


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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              Re: Nonsense Thread

              right now, picklemonkey is booking a flight.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
              download that. deep shit listed there

              my dick is its own superhero.

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              • evangelion
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1999

                Originally posted by picklemonkey
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                Originally posted by 'Services' section
                All sessions can include any (or all) of the following (you just pay for my time)
                • Refreshments
                • Sensual Massage
                • Kissing fully
                • Reverse Oral (You lick me!)
                • Sex toy (vibrator) play
                • Oral without a condom to FULL completion (I ALWAYS swallow)
                • Cum on my face
                • Full sex (with a condom - but I will swallow the contents afterwards!)

                1/2 hour session ?60

                1 hour session ?100


                No extra charge if you want to cum twice in the allocated time!!!



                Extras
                • Extra hour with any of the above services ?100

                  Membership of my VIP area (click here for more details) ?15

                  Watersports (You can pee on me, in my mouth or in a glass. I will swallow!) ?100


                I am a true submissive and so do not offer any domination servies. If you wish to dominate me (tie me up etc...) I really enjoy it, but only with regular clients that I know well.

                I don't provide an anal service I'm afraid!

                I DO NOT do 'outcalls', you have to visit me
                My future wife??!!!





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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

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                  • opiate
                    Getting warmed up
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 62

                    Re: Nonsense Thread

                    Guns don't kill people,
                    People with moustaches kill people

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                    • doobie581
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 221

                      Re: Nonsense Thread

                      ". . . Could it be that you would understand this beat to which we dance, more clearly had you been given the chance. So as you struggle to find the feel with your feet, ask yourself can you dance to my beat."

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                      • daveman
                        I love the colors!!!
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1221

                        Re: Nonsense Thread

                        Originally posted by doobie581
                        click print for free admission
                        once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                        • TomTom
                          Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                          • May 2002
                          • 16206

                          Re: Nonsense Thread








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                          • skahound
                            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11411

                            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                            • skahound
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11411

                              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                              • shosh
                                Banned
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 4668

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