ODDLY FASCINATING

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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #16
    Sometimes Jenks hits me, and i am gay

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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2765

      #17
      Sometimes Jenks hits gays, and I am me.
      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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      • supaz
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1493

        #18
        Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

        Sometimes when i'm bored at work, I play my pc_load_letter.wav file to make people think the fax machine is jammed.

        Other times i'll call someone's ext when they leave their desk, to make them rush back...oops, they just missed that important call.

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #19
          I'm gay, and nothing makes me happier than two sweaty balls resting on my chin.

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          • 13kickdrums
            Getting Somewhere
            • May 2005
            • 113

            #20
            Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

            i think deep dish sucks

            wait...sorry....thats not a secret

            im not very good at this

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            • miketpoto
              Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
              • Jan 2005
              • 4223

              #21
              Originally posted by picklemonkey
              I'm gay, and nothing makes me happier than two sweaty balls resting on my chin.
              then you are also what we would call, a bitch...

              I'm gay, but I'll refrain from listing exactly what would make me happy on the board out of respect for the retarded

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              • qwerty2222
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1615

                #22
                Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

                indeed, really fascinating everryone has a secret wich didnt share it with no one.the ideea for a site where to share its really cool

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #23
                  Originally posted by picklemonkey
                  I'm gay, and nothing makes me happier than two sweaty balls resting on my chin.

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                  • rewing3
                    I really don't care
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5504

                    #24
                    ^ Pickle that sounds so bad.
                    Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                    • threehills
                      I heart Lollergirl
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 3641

                      #25
                      Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

                      More confessions, theses ones tend to be a bit more perverted...

                      Group Hug
                      It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                      • Huggie Smiles
                        Anyone have Styx livesets?
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11834

                        #26
                        Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

                        some real some not probably:

                        at least the site si doign some good:

                        "www.Hopeline.com

                        1 (800) SUICIDE is 24-hour hotline for anyone who is thinking about suicide or knows someone who is considering it. To date, $2,500.00 has been raised by the soulful secrets you see here and donated to the National Hopeline Network."


                        (Not exactly sure how its rasing money but.)
                        ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                        • CLAYTONBIGSBY
                          Getting warmed up
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 51

                          #27
                          Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

                          "Deep Thoughts" for people with issues.

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #28
                            white power.

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                            • horsack
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 114

                              #29
                              Re: ODDLY FASCINATING

                              SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
                              Okay im only 15.. thats the worst part! i lost my virginity last year...
                              Im now going out with a 18 year old, he used to satisfy me (sexually) but now it is just a bore. He comes after like 2 secs and thats it. he doesnt touch me except when hes fucking me.
                              I LOVE BEING LICKED OUT!!! it really turns me on. I like the the odd fingering to.. how can i make him do more? for christmas Im planning on buying some male horny goat weed and myself some, along with a packet of ribbed rubbers (or maybe ill buy a party pack)... do u think that will turn him on?

                              wtf?
                              brother man gonna break a window
                              gonna steal a hubcap
                              gonna smoke a joint
                              brother man gonna go to jail
                              the man who tried to steal america ... is not in jail
                              we beg your pardon america

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                              • Morgan
                                Platinum Poster
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2234

                                #30
                                I'm balls and nothing makes me happier than two sweaty gays resting on my chin.
                                "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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