The difference between Guts and Balls...

[Steve Graham]

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next fatty."

[picklemonkey]

I just tried stopping by a strip club here in Albany, but when I walked in there weren't any girls! fuck that shit. I wen tback to the bar and got more alcocohol

[Jibgolly]

hooooorrraaayyyy pickles!!!!! you're an alcoholic.

[Steve Graham]

I just tried stopping by a strip club here in Albany, but when I walked in there weren't any girls! fuck that shit. I wore a t-back to the bar and got more alcocohol

why are you wearing t-backs and drinking al-co-co-hol?

[picklemonkey]

hooooorrraaayyyy pickles!!!!! you're an alcoholic.

when the company is paying for it and I'm alone in a big city, yes

[threehills]

when the company is paying for it and I'm alone in a big city, yes

And you file all those lap dances as "meal expenses" right?

[picklemonkey]

[rewing3]

^ Pickles, abusing the company money.

[picklemonkey]

everything I do is allowed, though. I get a nice food/alcohol budget when I'm traveling