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  • BSully828
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1221

    The Next time You Think You're Hardcore...

    Grandfather kills leopard with his hands


    NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

    Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

    M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

    "It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

    The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.

    As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

    M'Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

    "This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.
    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
    a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: The Next time You Think You're Hardcore...

    crikey!
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • Huggie Smiles
      Anyone have Styx livesets?
      • Jun 2004
      • 11836

      #3
      Re: The Next time You Think You're Hardcore...

      ive seen worse on the south side of Glasgow
      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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      • Morgan
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2234

        #4
        The motto being the lepoard can;t change it's spots.
        "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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        • rewing3
          I really don't care
          • Jun 2004
          • 5504

          #5
          That is crazy.
          Common Sense is not Common at all.

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          • Jibgolly
            Vortexuralizor
            • Jun 2004
            • 20773

            #6
            [weird coincidence]
            my neighbors downstairs are from nairobi. their brother is the mayor.[/weird coincidence]

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            • Watcher2k
              Getting Somewhere
              • Apr 2005
              • 175

              #7
              Freaky

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              • Kamal
                Administrator
                • May 2002
                • 28835

                #8
                "It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,"

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                Jib says:
                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                Originally posted by ace_dl
                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                • supaz
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1493

                  #9
                  Re: The Next time You Think You're Hardcore...

                  The leopard had no teeth?

                  How can you stick your fist down a leopard's throat without him biting your wrist off?

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                  • Kamal
                    Administrator
                    • May 2002
                    • 28835

                    #10
                    try it mate, an animal goes into panic mode if you force something into its mouth..... I had a spitz back home who was snappy as shit and if I'd force my mouth into his jaw, he would take off like I cut his nads off.... its not something they are accustomed to. If that leopard lunged at him with his mouth open and he forced his and towards the back of his throat, I can completely picture him yanking that tongue out cause the animal doesn't bite down at that point, in fact they open wider hoping whatever has "entered" their mouth will get out.

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                    Jib says:
                    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                    Originally posted by ace_dl
                    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                    • superdave
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1366

                      #11
                      Re: The Next time You Think You're Hardcore...

                      That's one crazy story - I would've thought that the last place to put your arm is down a leopard's thraot.

                      As our Texas governor would say, that's one tough MOFO.
                      Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                      • evangelion
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1999

                        #12
                        Re: The Next time You Think You're Hardcore...

                        Damn, I hope I can put food in my own mouth when I'm 73, much less kill a wild animal.

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                        • MJDub
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2765

                          #13
                          That's awesome, but not as cool as Shaft.

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                          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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